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COVID Bubbles Burst, Analytics Failure, Cohen Mets Purchase Threatened By Red Sox Fan

October 30, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Good day to you and yours. The LA Dodgers won the World Series against this pundits’ hopes that had the underdog prevailing. […]

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WTFTNFSMD!!! NFC Least, NFL’s Flaccid Fools; Giants v Eagles or Trump v Biden

October 23, 2020 Cam James 1

DENVER, CO  – The weekend, before last I spent four days walking tirelessly in pursuit of the only thing more elusive than a NFC Least […]

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MLB Playoffs: Astros Mocking Cheaters Label, Kershaw Choker Tag Hex

October 17, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: Today’s column may be POTUS-esque in it’s usage of the personal pronoun “I.” NEW YORK, NY – Being right when everyone else is wrong […]

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Alternative Mets Timelines, Braves V Dodgers, Rays headed to ALCS?

October 9, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Greetings… Any day I can get up and walk around after seeing the deadly cancer take out another of my heroes registers […]

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Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

September 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]

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Covid-19 ERAs, Sasquatch Sports Stars, Lord Stanley’s Islanders

September 12, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

Our thoughts are with Trevor, aka Dude & Replacement Matt, who underwent surgery for a brain tumor yesterday. PRATTSVILLE, NY – September 11th and 12th […]

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Sports Rain Man: Steve Nash, Lou Brock, NY Mets News

September 7, 2020 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Turns out while I am working on taking the continuing education classes to keep up standards, I turn […]

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Bucks Stop Here? LeBrons vs Hardens, Isles Cup Run, Knights In Jail? Misplays, Bumbles Mar Mets

September 5, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Two days ago the Mets lost the best player they ever had – maybe the greatest pitcher of all time. Today they […]

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Dellin Betances Paid Off By Stanks? Improbable Isles, Staff Boycott

August 30, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – In a tipsy-topsy, crazy and wacky world… Wait, what’s that? This is a sports column and not a movie trailer, you […]

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Surreal Subway Series, St Louis Perfectos, Cleveland Spiders, Dom Smith for President

August 29, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Pigs are flying. Snowballs are now the official ball of choice in Hell. Dom Smith is a national treasure. The St. […]

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