Sorry, But Mets Suck. So Does Crybaby Arte Moreno
LONG ISLAND, NY – crybaby What am I supposed to do? I’ve been rooting for this wretched team since celebrating the 1969 World Series victory […]
Albert Pujols
Sports Journalist Down! How Niagara University Rugby Impacts Rangers, Yanks, Mets, Nets
NIAGARA, NY – We woke this morning to find that Junoir Blaber’s column was not posted. After going through the regular steps when such an […]
Loss Of A Legend: So Long Stan
ST. LOUIS, MO – At the risk of sounding like a bitter Yankee fan, 2011 seems like eons ago. Being a Cardinals fan, the past […]
Damn Mayans! Dooms Day Bucket List For Sports Fans
FLUSHING, NY – Last night I went to the last baseball game I will attend ever – unless the Cards play the Yanks in the […]
If Pujols Is 32 Then I’m Mickey Rooney
SANTO DOMINGO, DR – In the past few months athletes like Fausto Carmona (now known as Roberto Hernandez), Wandy Rodriguez (recruited as Eny Cabrera) and […]
LA Sports: Pujolos, Monkey Butt, Dodger Dog Or Magic Johnson?
BURBANK, CA – Sorry folks, I know the Knicks staved off the inevitable last night, and the Rangers have a pivotal game five with the […]
2012 Baseball Milestones: Not What You’d Expect
THE RECORD BOOK – More than any other sport, baseball likes to flaunt its history, and rightly so. Everybody wearing #42 yesterday may have made […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: This Is Your Last Chance, Baseball!
NEW YORK, NY – I know that the NFL playoffs are in full swing and literally blotting out every other sporting event under the sun, […]
Hot Stove Top Stuffing
Crazy off season maneuvering has been going down. Let’s assess. Albert Pujols to the Angels- This one’s a stinker. Call me crazy, but if you […]
Hate the Players, The Teams, The Manager: Not the Game
The Public Professor is an actual Professor, albeit a Quirky Professor – he doesn’t have a cell phone or cable. ST.LARUSSA, MO – This was […]