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Jolly Ward Wednesday?: Looking for Positives in Juan Soto’s Free Agency, the Minnesota Wild, and Short Matt (???)

December 4, 2024 Angry Ward 0

The Golden At-Bat Rule. “What’s that dumb sh!t,” you ask? Allow me to tell you, and please don’t kill the messenger

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Netflix and Swill – Boxing Hits Bottom and a Sewer Tour of the NFL

November 20, 2024 Angry Ward 0

When are the Baltimore Ravens going to get around to sh!tcanning Offensive Coordinator Todd Monken? I know 8-year-olds who could do a better job.

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Detroit Down Under, Dallas Cowboys Up, and My New Favorite Yankee (???)

November 6, 2024 Angry Ward 0

That’s right folks, Jerry and the Boys are throwing the ultimate Hail Mary by acquiring wide receiver Jonathan Mingo from the Carolina Panthers. Who’s Jonathan Mingo, you ask? Great question!

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets are Still Swinging, Jets are Grasping At Straws, Cowboys are Really Sucking

October 16, 2024 Angry Ward 0

Never has a cruddy 2-4 football team playing in a fairly anemic division captured the public’s imagination the way the 2024 New York Jets have.

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Angry Ward Wednesday: RIP Luis Tiant and Robert Saleh’s Coaching Career with the Jets

October 9, 2024 Angry Ward 0

Luis Tiant was also appointment viewing. With his herky-jerky windup and turn-his-back-to-the-batter delivery

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Season Comes Down to the Wire

September 18, 2024 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – I’m writing this the afternoon before the New York Mets second home game against the Washington Nationals—a game they really needed […]

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Angry Ward: Meet the Bots, and Other Reports from the Abyss

September 4, 2024 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – So, I read a column on this site on Labor Day that seemed completely out of whack to me. For starters, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tempered Metspectations, A Giants/Vikes Snoozefest, and Another Holmes Mystery

August 21, 2024 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – These days I’m finding it increasingly difficult to occupy my mind with sports. Apparently there’s this thing that happens when you get […]

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Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions

August 14, 2024 Jackson Sternberg 0

PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]

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All-Star Break Observations, MLB Trade Deadline Preview

July 18, 2024 Jackson Sternberg 0

PORT JEFF, NY –  Fake Sandy’s youngest son (by minutes) here,  chiming in with some observations re the All-Star Break and a MLB Trade Deadline Preview.  […]

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