Angry Ward Wednesday: Kaput Cowboys, Brown Bombers Bombers, Other Christmas List Items
NEW YORK, NY – They light the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center in New York City tonight. I’m hyper-aware of this because 1) I live […]
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Big Ben Whitney: NFL Quick Hitters and the Japanese Babe Ruth
Stamford, CT: Don’t bogart that thing bro, (do people still say “bogart,” it’s been a while?), it’s time for more NFL Quick Hitters. I’ll check […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Let Us Give Thanks… Vikings, John Candy, Knicks, Rangers, Mets
BRONX, NY – Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means you all still have around 24 hours to watch the classic, Planes, Trains & Automobiles, before being bombarded […]
What The Hell’s Going On Out Here?! Buffalo Bills Edition
WEST PITTSTON, PA – Well, that was fun. So the Buffalo Bills haven’t made the playoffs since I was seven. The year was 1999. A […]
FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders
depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: McAdoo Out, Melo Meh, Bob McNair Does Nothing – It All Adds Up
BRONX, NY – People, you haven’t lived until you’ve overseen long division and multiplication homework for your fourth-grader. If Eli Apple showed even one-tenth of the […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Deshaun Watson Next Michael Jordan?! Plus, More Browns’ Poop
WHITE PLAINS, NY – NFL Week 8 is in the books and I’m having trouble figuring out the real contenders. You can’t expect me to […]
Rebuilding Year Championship Curse, Jets Worst Nightmare, USA Soccer Void
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Welcome to Jolly Junoir Wednesday. This will be one-time-only event. I am pinch hitting for Angry Ward, who is busy […]
Grinding Ax Edition: Bradleys Killed USA Men’s Soccer? Eli Manning Bye-Bye? Yankees on Edge
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – With Yankee fans reeling about their Baby Bummers, let’s start with a bigger ball for them to handle… Princeton is widely […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: F**K the Giants, Yankees and a Whole Bunch of Other People
BRONX, NY – It’s mercifully the final week of Angry Ward, but I’ve decided to not go gentle into that good night. F**k all that. […]