Tag: Barry Bonds
Big Ben: Elvis Andrus and Baby Shark, Do Do Do Do, Gunnar Solskjaer
ARLINGTON, TX – With the NFL draft approaching, MLB off and running, the NCAA Final Four locked and loaded, and the NHL and NBA coming down the home stretch, there is plenty to talk about. But did you see that Texas Rangers SS Elvis Andrus chose Baby Shark as his walkout song? Everything else is […]
Ebs Hot Takes: Baseball Hall of Fame, Tom Brady, Duke Basketball
FROM THE PRESS BOX – I just want to touch on the NFL playoffs before I jump into my hot takes. First off, what was Dee Ford thinking? I’ve played plenty of defensive end and defensive line in my life and never have I lined up that far offsides. I get wanting to use every […]
2018 Top Five MLB Questions Answered: Wright, Stanton, Bumgarner, Harper, Longoria
NEW YORK, NY – The literal and figurative Hot Stoves are working overtime this week, especially in the northeast’s bomb cyclone areas. With Spring Training but 3 fortnights away, MLB GMs are calling texting (see this) each other with hypothetical deals and promising propositions (Sandy Alderson aside, of course), that have us fans on the […]
Cheesy Bruin’s 50 Year Sports Retrospective
MARLBORO, NY– Today marks the first day of my 50th year on this earth and when you get to be this age you pretty much think you’ve seen it all if you’re a sports fan. Not that I consider myself a know-it-all, but a sports fan my age has witnessed some of the G.O.A.T. in […]
Sports Hangover: Dallas Cowboys, NFL Season, Boston Bruins and Hall of Shame
MARLBORO, NY – Queue the Diana Ross song “Love Hangover.” A few recent happenings in the world of sport, has me feeling as though I need an Alka-Seltzer or some Zoloft – or something to change my mood. There are four subjects in particular: the Dallas Cowboys, NFL, Boston Bruins, and Cooperstown Voting. Dallas Cowboys: It seems […]
Rodriguez: Farewell To Harms, Prince Fielder, Pre-Season Football, NHL Countdown
NEW YORK, NY – Plenty of column inches on this website have been devoted to Alex Rodriguez and his forced retirement from baseball by the Yankees this week, so I will try to keep the A-Rod talk short. Goodbye and good riddance. There’s no doubting Rodriguez’s talent and his impact on baseball over the last […]
Brian Cashman Interview re A-Rod, Jay Z, Scott Boras, Brian McCann, CC
NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Angry Ward is off this week on a doctor-mandated yoga retreat in Tulum, dealing with some anger issues. In his stead, we are excited to present our exclusively prevaricated interview with Yankees GM Brian Cashman. We’ll get right to it. WHITNEY: Good morning Mr. Cashman, thanks for joining us. […]
Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds
WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly after his Cubs just finished a 4-game sweep of the Washington Nationals. At 24-6, the Cubs own baseball’s best record. The White Sox in the very same city, have 22 […]
Barry Bonds, Peyton Manning, Warriors’ Curry, Giants McAdoo: Headline Hilarity!
FRANKFORT, KY – The utter hilarity offered by today’s top sports stories is hard to match. You can’t make this stuff up. From tankers to serial winners to the Giants’ latest flop. Just look at what’s going on! Eli Manning, Hair Club for Men Offensive Coordinator Ben McAdoo, and the New York Football Giants were […]
America’s Pastime Shroud: Jimmy Stewart, Christian Yelich, Tarnished Derek Jeter, Marv Albert
INDIANA, PA – You don’t get any more American than this small Pennsylvania town, which happens to be the home of Jimmy Stewart. And we got here via another icon of Americana, U-Haul. Driving a 15′ truck filled to the gills with furniture and boxes of whatnot, the wife followed yours anxiously in our 1998 […]
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