Trevor Bauer: Fuhgeddaboudit!

Trevor Bauer, Meet The Matts, Aristotle Sakellaridis, mlb, Long Island Ducks, Yankees, Brian Cashman
Tevor Bauer autograph seeker(s) lining up at Long Island Ducks games.

NEW YORK NY – The baseball fans of America are waiting for Long Island Ducks pitcher, Trevor Bauer, to get picked up by a Major League team. My response to that is… keep waiting!

Bauer, who has been out of the big leagues for a few years now, can pitch ten straight no-hitters for his independent league team and it won’t even matter. He’ll never pitch another inning in The Show!

Even though Bauer was found not guilty of sexual abuse charges, he has obviously been black-balled by that wuss, who portrays himself as the commissioner of baseball. If that p*ssy had any balls he’d let it be known that Bauer’s return just ain’t happening.

Bauer has practically begged teams for another chance, even offering to pitch for free and the response has been zilch.

Even his ex-manager, Terry Francona, has remained silent on Bauer returning to the league. The Cincinnati Reds manager could surely use his ex-Cleveland Indians Guardians starter on his staff, as long as he doesn’t long toss the ball over the centerfield fence.

Another label Bauer has been tagged with is Clubhouse Cancer. (Bobby Bonilla knows about that).

None of his ex-teammates have come to his support, and have remained mum, which speaks volumes. Even his ex-college teammate at UCLA, Gerrit Cole, hasn’t whispered in General Manager Brian Cashman’s ear about a Bauer reunion. Cashman gave chances to Corey Kluber and Carlos Carrasco, who were both in the Indians pitching rotation when Bauer was there. That tells me the wuss of a commissioner screamed in Cashman’s ears of vetoing any thought of that happening.

In the meantime Bauer will remain the Ducks property and the darling of their suburban fans, who line up for his autograph. He should also keep in mind that he is in good company of black-balled players, with names like Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds and Alex Rodriguez, (who somehow has a TV gig) to name a few.

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Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis is the junkiest of baseball junkies. He plays in 4 leagues, well past his 40th birthday, and spends the winter in Florida shagging flies at Yankees minor league complexes. He's also a retired Riker's Island Corrrection Officer - having worked the night shift for 20+ years.