Not My All-Stars!
ARLINGTON, TX – There was supposedly a bunch of All-Stars down here a few days ago, but in all honesty, who are these guys? Even […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: A-Rodg, Mike McCarthy, Sean Payton and Other Entertaining NFL Subplots
NEW YORK, NY – It’s Wednesday and the Northeast is once again back in the deep freeze but, who cares? Boy howdy, have these NFL playoffs […]
Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose
SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Dante’s Sports Inferno – Your Guide to the 9 Circles of Hell
BRONX, NY – It’s the neverending week before the Super Bowl, we had a faux blizzard, we’re staring down the worst month of the year (February), […]
Yankees Will Miss The Playoffs, Tebow Will Knock Somebody Up, Dickey Wins 20 & Other Bold Predictions
The Yankees will miss the playoffs. BALTIMORE, MD – You heard it first, right here from the Orson Wells of MTM. There’s a War of […]