Sports Celeb Next President: Aligned With Bartolo, Robert Kraft, Orioles, Knicks, WNBA
DENVER, CO – On Monday I turned thirty five. This birthday holds little significance, save for the fact that I am now eligible to become […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Olympic Basketball, A-Rod, Election, Summer of Loathe
PALM BEACH, FL – Taking a well-deserved break from my exhausting vacation to crank out another bunch of crap for my bald, bike-less boss. On […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: NCAA Organized Crime, A-Rod, Putin and Gaylimpics
El Barrio, Bronx, NY – Guess who got the eagerly anticipated MTM Writer’s Booty Call. You know, all the fun supermarket-aisle-clean up without the joyous […]
OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]