Army vs Navy, Larry Fitzgerald, DH Of The Year [Vomit]
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” – Herodotus (499-500 B.C.) […]
Coronavirus
Sports Rain Man: No College Football, COVID Cards Folding MLB Season, NBA Playoffs
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Here we are after enjoying another weekend of sports… in some Covid version. These renditions suck but they […]
Deja Vu All Over Again For Mets Closer, Fans
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – I’m back from vacation and so is baseball, after the Covid-induced lay-off of all things sporty. It’s simply unbelievable that even in […]
Big Ben: Finding Silver Linings in the Coronavirus Lockdown – with John Lennon, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alex Ovechkin
WUHAN CLAN – Hey there. How are you guys handling the sheltering? Things are getting weird. But with this sudden addition of free time, we finally […]
A Different List of Baseball Movies to Get You Through Quarantine
QUARANTINE, USA – As Short Matt promised earlier this morning, I’m back. I’m back but these are unprecedentedly depressing times. We are locked in our […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Things We Won’t Miss When The Coronavirus is Over
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: I was on a submarine for the two months with no wifi. What’d I miss? Like everyone else, I’m sitting […]
Suspend This! To-Do List for Sports Fans During Coronavirus Lockdown
MEDICAL TENT, ANTARCTICA – The NBA is suspended indefinitely, The NCAA tournament will be not be played. Short Matt’s Major League Rugby suspended matches for […]
NBA Suspends Regular Season re Ruby Gobert; Pressure on MLB, NHL, XFL, MLR
SPANISH HARLEM – It all started with the Oklahoma City Thunder and Utah Jazz game being suddenly postponed for unknown reasons. It was suspicious and […]
Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets
NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. […]
Big Ben Tuesday: The Virus and Noah’s Flood, the Rangers Likely Can’t Overcome Igor and Kreider Injuries
Wuhan, China: I hope you all enjoy my last submission before I go to the bunker. Next week many of us will be dead. Except […]