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MLB Baseball: Why We Will Wait Till Next Year, Again… Matt Harvey, Giancarlo Stanton

September 30, 2017 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Let’s face it, we’re all addicts. If you’ve seen the somewhat redundant headline and continued on to read this, you have […]

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Yankees Fan: In NY, It’s All About Pitching! Just Ask The Mets

April 5, 2017 Buddy Diaz 23

SPANISH HARLEM, NY – I have finally come to my senses, I’m officially a Mets fans! Who am I kidding? I love the Yankees. However, […]

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Overrated Kevin Durant, Warriors vs Cavs, Harvey Not Mets Worry

May 31, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

JACKSON, MS—He stands at least 7 feet tall. He can shoot it from behind the arc better than anyone that size who’s ever played in […]

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Tanaka and Harvey Injured? Season of Worry

April 28, 2016 Matt McCarthy 11

NEW YORK, NY – While editing a Rugby Wrap Up video covering a match between Greenwich High School’s Cardinals (not the singularly snotty Cardinal) and […]

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Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death

March 29, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. […]

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September 27, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 5

Cincinnati, OH—At long last the New York Mets have clinched the 2015 National League East Division! The Mets are headed to the playoffs for the first […]

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Terry Glenn: Matt Harvey is a Coward who Abandoned Her Teammates

September 22, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 6

EAST POCATELLO, ID – Let me be as unambiguous as possible here: I don’t want to be seen as straddling the fence by any means. […]

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*SPECIAL REPORT* Matt Harvey Unmasked-Selfish, Pampered Dark Nut

September 6, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 7

Santa Monica, CA—In the world of Mets baseball, this qualifies as an emergency.  This is “there’s a flood in the basement and the pilot light […]

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Meet The Caitlyns, First Place Mets, NHL Midnight Moves, Dark Knight Scares Blue Hairs

June 5, 2015 Matt McCarthy 6

PHOENIX, AZ – With an indignant Different Matt over-served last night, we’re acting as the Dillon Gee of the MTM rotation, taking the ball in […]

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