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MLB Baseball: Why We Will Wait Till Next Year, Again… Matt Harvey, Giancarlo Stanton

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NEW YORK, NY – Let’s face it, we’re all addicts. If you’ve seen the somewhat redundant headline and continued on to read this, you have a MLB Baseball problem. Lord knows, this writer does. It takes its form and makes insidious self visible in the form of Orange & Blue. Only a handful of teams […]

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Yankees Fan: In NY, It’s All About Pitching! Just Ask The Mets

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – I have finally come to my senses, I’m officially a Mets fans! Who am I kidding? I love the Yankees. However, some (and Junior Blader) have pointed out that the Mets don’t get enough love on this site – which was initially dedicated to them – so to appease many of our […]

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Overrated Kevin Durant, Warriors vs Cavs, Harvey Not Mets Worry

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JACKSON, MS—He stands at least 7 feet tall. He can shoot it from behind the arc better than anyone that size who’s ever played in the NBA. He’s smooth, can handle the ball, and take over games when his shot is falling. He’s also among the most overrated players I’ve seen in nearly 40 years of […]

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Tanaka and Harvey Injured? Season of Worry

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NEW YORK, NY – While editing a Rugby Wrap Up video covering a match between Greenwich High School’s Cardinals (not the singularly snotty Cardinal) and the Xavier Road Warriors (they literally have no home field) that drew 3,000 fans – three thousand – we had the Mets game on in the background. And while we […]

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Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death

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RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. Why? Who knows? The Mets aren’t saying-and that includes Manager Terry Collins and General Manager Real Sandy Alderson. The Mets were quick yesterday to diffuse and refute any potential arm […]

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THE DARK KNIGHT HAS RETURNED! METS ARE NL EAST CHAMPS!

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Cincinnati, OH—At long last the New York Mets have clinched the 2015 National League East Division! The Mets are headed to the playoffs for the first time since the ill-fated 2006 season. This one could not have been scripted any better. Without nearly enough “space” to point out all of the contributors to this team’s success, […]

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Terry Glenn: Matt Harvey is a Coward who Abandoned Her Teammates

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EAST POCATELLO, ID – Let me be as unambiguous as possible here: I don’t want to be seen as straddling the fence by any means. Wild Bill Hickok was infamously shot in the back dead by “Crooked Nose” Jack McCall, an act that earned McCall scorn as one of the all time cowards in history. […]

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*SPECIAL REPORT* Matt Harvey Unmasked-Selfish, Pampered Dark Nut

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Santa Monica, CA—In the world of Mets baseball, this qualifies as an emergency.  This is “there’s a flood in the basement and the pilot light is out” type of emergency.  Sadly, The “Dark Knight” is no more.  Even more disturbing and sad is that the “Dark Knight” really never existed at all. The tough guy […]

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Meet The Caitlyns, First Place Mets, NHL Midnight Moves, Dark Knight Scares Blue Hairs

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PHOENIX, AZ – With an indignant Different Matt over-served last night, we’re acting as the Dillon Gee of the MTM rotation, taking the ball in a lose-lose situation so that better staffers can get needed rest. We understand we’ll get clobbered – or Dilloned. That said (we hate that expression), there are some topics to […]

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