Big Ben: Justin Tucker Accused of Making Intense Eye Contact, and Then Some
In case you missed it (wide right or doink, off the post), Justin Tucker, arguably the best kicker in NFL history, has now been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior
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Big Ben: Around the NFL With Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, AKA Swelce
KANSAS CITY, MO – Somehow Blaber got through an entire post Monday without mentioning Taylor Swift or Travis Kelce. That grievous and egregious omission will […]
Big Ben: Exciting Contract Clauses For Kyler Murray, Zion Williamson, and Deebo Samuel
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Clauses in sports contacts are nothing new, but they are usually related to the player’s safety. Jeff Kent was not supposed […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Advanced Analytics and the Airtight Case Against Alex Smith – and Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones
STAMFORD, CT – I’ve received a load of grief for snark for simply stating that Alex Smith should retire. He returned from injury, valiantly led […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Three [Alleged] Massive Lies from Three Jerk Football Coaches
STAMFORD, CT – There was some fantastic football this weekend, followed by a whole lot of lies. I know coaches don’t like to admit they […]
Big Ben Tuesday: 2021 NFL QB Carousel, Predicting Every Team’s Starting QB
STAMFORD, CT – Another wild NFL week is in the books. The Jets are on fire and the Giants can somehow still win the division. […]
Big Ben Tuesday: NFL Banter, Bumbling Two-Point Conversions, A Putrid Performance by the New York Jets
STAMFORD, CT – NFL Week 6 was hard on the eyes, featuring Aaron Rodgers playing like Kenny Rogers (RIP), and a couple of head-scratching two-point […]
Big Ben Christmas Eve Special: Christmas and NFL Lies, Chase Young, Daniel Jones, Mahomes vs Lamar
BETHLEHEM, PA – Happy Christmas Eve, loyal MTM readers. All the best to you and yours. Most people know Jesus Christ could not possibly have […]
Big Ben Whitney: NFL Knee Jerks – ’18 QB Class is Legit, But Mahomes is Legit-er
Buffalo, NY: While the MTM staff debates whether DJ Eberle will go to Buffalo Bills Hell with Fred Smerlas, Scott Norwood, Vontae Davis, and OJ […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Giants to Stand Pat and Draft Barkley or Darnold
Stamford, CT: The Big Ragu really saved Villanova last night, eh? But the most interesting thing going on in New York at the moment is […]