Big Ben: Tough Road Ahead for Knicks, Tigers Rolling, Juan Soto Kidnapped

May 20, 2025 Ben Whitney 0

New York, NY: As a New York Yankees, Giants, and Rangers fan, it’s been a rough year. Between Saquon winning a ‘chip in Philly, the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Madness Muted, Mets and Yanks Make Noise, and Blueshirts Go Bye-Bye

April 9, 2025 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – After Junior Blaber’s Monday windfall in the comments section (the only windfall anyone’s seeing these days) I should probably stick to […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The NBA Season Closes, MLB Season Opens, and the NFL Draft Needs to Happen Now

April 2, 2025 Angry Ward 0

They’ve only played four games and I’ve already had a bellyful of the New York Yankees and their space-age dildo bats.

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Should the Mets sign Pete Alonso?

Mets Versus Brewers Reactions, MLB Postseason Predictions

October 3, 2024 Jackson Sternberg 0

HOLY  SH**!!! For the first time since 2015 the New York Mets are moving on to the next round of the postseason.

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Dolphin D*ck: Revisiting Tyreek Hill Traffic Stop

September 21, 2024 Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis 0

MIAMI, FL – It was on February 16th 2011 when Detroit Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol […]

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Angry Ward: Mets Hot Stove Cookin’, Packers Bringing Joy, and the Upcoming Weekend in New York Football

December 13, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY- Since we’re officially in the stretch run to the holidays, I was toying of writing a Meet The Matts parody of Charles […]

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Have a Drink Miggy! The A’s Stupid Gesture

September 30, 2023 Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis 0

OAKLAND, CA – If one needs further proof that a bunch of morons are running Major League Baseball, look no further than to the staff […]

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Thank U, Next! Bye, Bye Bader

September 9, 2023 Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis 0

NEW YORK, NY – The New York Yankees portray themselves as the highest of the high when it comes to being a first class organization. […]

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Memo to Yankees: Bye-Bye Blake… Hello Berrios! Hector Berrios, That Is!

TAMPA, FL – Why stop there? With the Yankees firing so-called hitting guru Dillon Lawson and hiring a ex-legit hitter in Sean Casey (who actually […]

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Tigers Trigger Mets Panic, NJ Devils Don’t Exist, George Santos Let The Dogs Out

May 5, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – There’s a lot going on in the sports world, almost too much. Blasphemy to say that, I know. Yet, we can’t […]

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