FLYING BALLS: BREAKING DEREK JETER’S BALLS
“We now had the chance to break Derek Jeter’s balls.“ The Bronx, NY – You would probably have no way of knowing, but I used […]
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The Phases of Fandom
by Different Matt THE BRONX, NY – With the coming and going of every sports season, fans experience various levels of hope and despair about […]
SAY IT AIN'T SO
The Phillip Hughes of Down Under by Different Matt THE BRONX, NY – If you were up late Wednesday night watching the Yankee game, you […]
A RETURN TO NORMALCY AND PHANATICISM
by Different Matt EVERYTOWN, USA – Finally!!! Baseball is back. The regular season is underway and millions of bored people around the country now have […]
DIFFERENT MATT IN GROUP THERAPY
by Different Matt SCOTTSDALE, AZ – For those of you that think winning cures all that ails you, I beg to differ. After all, I […]
A BASEBALL CAROL
by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]
FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES
PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current […]
THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!
By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]
ROSES & RADISHES: A BASEBALL TALE
by Different Matt YESTERYEAR, USA: It was October of 1999 and the Yankees were coming back to Yankee Stadium for game 3 of the Fall […]
METS MOVE TO BAY-SIDE
by Different Matt BAYSIDE, NY – Not sure if any of you have heard yet, but the Mets signed Jason Bay to a four-year deal […]