Replacement Matt Friday: Sh*tty Start To NFL Season, Mets Fans Stages of Met Grief

September 6, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

EYE OF HURRICANE, ATLANTIC OCEAN – Hey Kids! Ya miss me? I’m back with another edition of stuff for my massive fanbase and readership. It’s […]

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Break-Up The Mets, Man United Falling, MLB Fan-Turned-Player

August 3, 2019 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Interesting sports week for me. Of course baseball dominated the week but a couple of other sports side notes got […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Kinks in the Pinstriped Armor, the Mets Cuckhold Stroman

July 30, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

Bronx, NY: Only a few weeks ago I said the New York Yankees don’t really need a starting pitcher as badly as everyone thinks. A […]

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Why Are The Mets MLB’s Biggest Bullpen Losers?

June 17, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Losing. It sucks no matter what you’re competing in. I know a lot about losing as my Boston Bruins sh!t the bed […]

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What The Sam Hill? MLB Fans Asking: Is Robbie Cano is Robbie Alomar Part Deux?

December 7, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

SEATTLE, WA – From the state that lured Jon Olerud away with its athlete-friendly tax structure, comes Robinson Cano, an aging, high-priced second baseman on […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Mets are Going For It and Will Fail Miserably

December 5, 2018 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – I really don’t know what to write for this site anymore. If I write about football, I know my brother (who reads but […]

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The Yankees Meet With Patrick Corbin and The Mets Trade for Cano

December 3, 2018 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM – The Major League Baseball Winter Meetings are right around the corner. Its usually a time when a lot of deals get done, […]

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