Hey Commissioner Manfred…Is it time for Fred Wilpon to spend money yet?

July 21, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 11

Havana, Cuba–The stress and frustration of watching the Mets has taken its toll on this guy. In a weak National League, where even the Cardinals […]

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The Wave + 7 Line Army + Duda + Dark Knight = Mets Playoffs

April 16, 2015 Matt McCarthy 20

NEW YORK, NY – There is a buzz emanating from a place where baseball has gone to die for the better part of 7 years. […]

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NFL Free Agency: Revis, Suh and MacGyver! Plus, The Fred & Terry Show

March 10, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

BLUE BAY DINER, FRESH MEADOWS, NY – “In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they […]

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MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred: Joseph Mengele, Mets Mess, Bad Optics

January 28, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 22

NEW YORK, NY – It’s been at least a couple of weeks since I last purged myself of some Mets directed vitriol. I feel a […]

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Sarah Jessica Parker, MLB Commish Bud Selig and Terry Collins Walk Into a Bar

August 14, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 16

WHITE HORSE TAVERN –Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks…”Hey, why the long face?”  Yes, you have […]

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CitiField Shark Tank? Mark Cuban, Bill Maher and Fred Wilpon Huddle

April 1, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

QUEENS, NY – So, I drop the kids off at school on Monday morning, and my cell rings as I leave the parking lot. It’s […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: New York Sports Teams Christmas Wishlist For White Santa

December 21, 2013 Junoir Blaber 26

EL BARIO, BRONX – The time to celebrate the birth of our Lord (the white one) and Savior is near. With that, listen to the […]

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Current Madison Square Garden Chants: Potvin Sucks! Let’s Go Rangers! Hey Carmelo, You Suck!

November 19, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

NEW YORK, NY – Real starvation has consumed the Greater New York area – in the sports arena. And in no arena is that more […]

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Bernie Madoff Keeps Ruining Peoples Lives. The Mets [Matt Harvey] Keep Ruining Mine

August 26, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 31

“You’ll have to ask Matt.” – Sandy Alderson CLEVELAND, OH – I was going to start off today’s column with some innocent comments about things […]

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Preacher’s Row: Miami Heat Players Scammed? Dodger’s Indecent Proposal

August 24, 2013 Preacher Collins 22

Miami, FL – Remember that ole scam about buying waterfront property in Florida?  Well, Miami Heat guard Mike Miller and several other Heat players were […]

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