Bigger & Better: Massive Players Bad For Sports?
“My lord, that boy has a mama!” FORTWORTH, TX – That’s what the lady in front of us said when an Oklahoma defensive lineman walked […]
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Monday Morning Quaterback: Redskins Risk RG III Ruin
WASHINGTON, DC – With The Public Professor gone missing after either being over-served at the Ray Lewis Retirement Party, or suffering/succumbing to the sun stroke […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Good Riddance, 2012!
NEW YORK, NY – There are no holidays at MTM. No vacations. No sick days. Not even on Christmas. I texted Short Matt early Christmas […]
Unlucky 13th Baktun Leaves Mayan Sports Mess
YUCATÁN PENNISULA – The Mayan civilization was founded around 2000 B.C. and there are about 7 million Maya alive today. And by “today” we literally […]
Giants, Jets, Yanks & Mets Stinking Up The Joint
New York, NY – September is here, the children are back in school, the football season is underway, and baseball coming down the home stretch. […]
Cookie’s Corner: Tough Guys & Tough Cookies In Sports
“It felt like somebody literally just snapped my leg in half.” -Tough Guy Manteo Mitchell LACONIA, NH – It’s Friday, which means in under 48 […]
Brave Predictions: Pennant Race Tops & Flops
ST. LOUIS, MO – This time last year I was drinking heavily, cursing the word baseball and even looking forward to Rams football. Why? The Cardinals […]
Summer Follies at NFL Camps
RUTHERFORD NJ – We are amidst the pomp and pageantry of the every four-year distraction from developing pennant races that I call The Olympics (click […]
It’s Baseball Season… Almost
Baseballtown, USA – Now that the Big Game is over and New York Football Giants are masters of the gridiron for the fourth time, we […]
ELI MAN-CRUSH: Did I Just Coin That???
Silverlake, Los Angeles–The Priuses (Priusii?) circled the block looking for parking, a Buddhist monk named Lama laughed at a commercial with vampires disintegrating in front […]