ELI MAN-CRUSH: Did I Just Coin That???
Silverlake, Los Angeles–The Priuses (Priusii?) circled the block looking for parking, a Buddhist monk named Lama laughed at a commercial with vampires disintegrating in front […]
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Super Big Game: How Vegas Breaks It Down & How To Bet
LAS VEGAS, NV – Let’s be honest, nobody is looking to read anything other than something about the Super Big Game (exhale Short Matt), specifically […]
Grote’s Gripes: Super Match-ups In Boston vs NY
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – This year’s Super Bowl is a dream rematch between the New York Football Giants and the New England Patriots. Ah, NY vs Boston once again. […]
West Coast Craig’s Super Bowl Prop-nications
Cayman Islands–Hip Hop entrepreneur Birdman made a little news this week by saying he was putting a $5 million bet on the Patriots this Sunday. […]
The Prince has a new Kingdom and Giants on the Brink.
New York, NY – The big baseball news this week is the Detroit Tigers landing all-star first baseman, Prince Fielder for $214 million over nine […]
The Giants Win The Pennant! The Giants Win The Pennant! The Giants Win The Pennant!
LOS ANGELES, CA – It was overcast out here this morning, having rained the other night and the skies still a bruised grey. The winds […]
Cowboys/Bruins Fan Sees Football Through [Big] Blue-Colored Glasses
“I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan and the first to point out my team are undisciplined losers…” SAN FRANSISCO, CA – To the delight of all […]
A Sure Thing: Unqualified Predictions For The Weekend
Couch City, USA – This weekend we’ll narrow down the dance contestants for the Vince Lombardi Trophyto four. Like last round, all of the games […]
It’s a Trap! Tebow & Broncos Use Admiral Ackbar Trap On Steelers
Writing this still in the moments after the Broncos’ New Miracle at Sports Authority Stadium at Mile High. ENDOR – I’ve been saying it all […]
Sportswise, Mayans Are Wrong: 2012 Has Been Good
LOS ANGELES, CA – I was going to write today’s post in remembrance of 2011, reflecting on what a crummy year it was, sports wise. […]