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Angry Ward Wednesday: McCarthy No Longer Does Dallas, AJ is Bookish, and What’s Up with Pete Alonso?

January 15, 2025 Angry Ward 1

…you believe Brown when he says he’s a voracious consumer of the written word or think that he was making a point about Philly’s passing game being totally sucky

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Bring Back Brian Daboll? CFP Madness

January 2, 2025 Jackson Sternberg 0

The College Football Playoff was/were quite the spectacle over the past 48 hours in college football. We finally witnessed a game that

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Big Ben Tuesday: Jets and Bears Play Scared, Bills Scalp Chiefs

November 19, 2024 Ben Whitney 0

Is there any doubt what great coaches like Andy Reid, Bill Belichick, or Sean McVay would have done?

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Big Ben: Giants’ Deutschland Disaster, Bona’ in ‘Zona, Jets Hit Rock Bottom

November 12, 2024 Ben Whitney 0

There is no truth to the rumor that Daniel Jones and Brian Daboll were jettisoned from the plane over the North Atlantic on the flight back

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Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions

August 14, 2024 Jackson Sternberg 0

PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Trump Shot! It’s a Hard Knocks Life, NY Giants

July 16, 2024 Ben Whitney 0

Stamford, CT: Did anything unusual happen over the weekend, I was at a silent ayahuasca retreat. Okay it was a drinking binge. Fine, I was […]

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Bad Joke Day: Cole MRI, Rangers Deadline Moves, Saquon to Eagles, Giants in Disarray

March 12, 2024 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – With clocks springing forward and spring almost sprung, I was in a good mood. But then I learned that the Yankees’ ace […]

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Lions vs Buccaneers, Chiefs vs Bills, Sirianni/McCarthy, PGA Tour History

January 21, 2024 Jacob Sternberg 0

HOLBROOK NY- As we sit miserably in the freezing cold counting the days until pitchers and catchers report, we still have other topics to discuss. […]

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Angry Ward: Things I Learned Wild Card Weekend

January 17, 2024 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Happy Wednesday, from the greatest city in the world! I am corresponding with you today from our posh MTM offices located […]

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Big Ben: Super Wild Card Weekend, Cowboys Get Eviscerated, Goff Gets His Revenge

January 16, 2024 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – This Giants’ fan sure enjoyed watching the Cowboys and Eagles both getting absolutely waxed on Super Wild Card Weekend. I’m going to […]

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