Angry Ward Wednesday: The NBA Finals Get Started, the LA Rams Get Much Better, and I’m Going to Another Yankees Game (?)
…not like when moron Vikings GM Mike Lynn (the worst) gave up the farm for a stiff named Herschel Walker back in 1989.
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Big Ben: American League Pansies, Trey Lance vs Herschel Walker, Deandre Hopkins
STAMFORD, CT – Strange days in the AL, with the coastal elites beating the hell out of the flyover states in the central. The winner […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: F Brett Favre, Herschel Still Has No Moves, and Atlanta is Annoying
NEW YORK, NY – We live in a wondrous time where almost anything is possible, but not necessarily good. Billionaires can build rockets, fly into […]
Mother’s Day Special: Maulers, VanMeter & Miggy
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Mother’s Day. It’s as simple as it gets: without mothers, none of us would be here. No sports talk. No […]
A Polar Bear, Home Run Horse and Herschel Walker Walk Into A Bar…
NEW YORK, NY – While today’s headline may sound like the start of a Henny Youngman or [insert your comedian here] joke, it ticks all […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Five Bold-ish Predictions for the Rest of the Year – Yankees, Rangers, Giants, Pelicans, Blues
Prescient City, USA: A few weeks ago I predicted the NY Rangers trade for Jacob Trouba would prevent them from signing a big free agent […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Hot Flub Time Machine – What Sports Wrongs Would You Right?
BRONX, NY – As we move into the highly-depressing post-Holiday months, I turn my attention away from Christmas flicks and towards anything featuring cold and snow […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Jerry Jones
August 8, 2018 Dear Jerry Jones: It has come to our attention that you are still the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, one of the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Brady’s Jersey and Betsy DeVos Answers Your Sports Questions
BRONX, NY – Back from Florida, where I barely survived four days of trying to kill myself with rum and gambling and mammoth hamburgers and […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Viking Funeral
Bronx, NY – Goal: “To see the Vikings win a Super Bowl in my lifetime.” This is what the 18-year-old, not-quite-so-Angry Ward wrote in his senior […]