Deep Thoughts with Fake Sandy Alderson: MLB, Mets
PANIC CITY, BLOCK C – A couple of years ago, my 4-year-old niece found herself in a bit of hot water. Seems she had drawn […]
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April Baseball: Struggling Rotations, Cold Bats, deGrom Conspiracy
NEW YORK, NY – While we fill-in for Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson, who went rogue – tailing Jacob deGrom. Seems Big Al/FSA is went […]
Opening Day for deBaby deGrom and WrestleMania from Jerry’s World!
This article courtesy of Jackson Sternberg… FLUSHING, NY – It is Opening Day – and not just for the New York Mets. At press time, […]
Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death
RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. […]
Chris Mortenson, Ben McAdoo, Chip Kelly, 49ers, Jacob deGrom Dad
Even lockless deGrom is cool. EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – Before we begin, I want to thank FSA for helping me make today’s post. I […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: Cuddyer’s New Mets, Sucky Sixers, Patrick Kane, Bad Browns, Soccer Stuff
EL BARRIO, LA BRONX – So I had surgery this week on my partially torn Achilles. You’d think I would have time to write this […]
The Mets Big 3 and those damned Unnamed Sources!
Tewksbury, MA—No team in sports history has ever had as many “unnamed sources” as the New York Mets. And this is no recent thing either. […]
Murphy Powers Mets Into NLCS
New York, NY – After the first inning in last night’s NLDS decider between the Mets and Dodgers, Mets fans felt that sinking feeling again. […]
Mets vs. Yanks for 3! But Why? Magic Numbers and Happy New Year!
Congregation Beth El—Having spent much of the past week celebrating the Jewish New Year (L’Shana Tovah to all who celebrate!) it is rewarding to return […]
The Punk and the Todd Father at Baseball’s All-Star Game
Cincinnati, OH—Before I even met the future Mrs. Fake Sandy Alderson, I had already planned our wedding date. No, Mr. FSA doesn’t go in for […]