Joey Chestnut: A Great American Athlete. Better Than Ohtani. Better Than Mahomes.
DENVER, CO – As a long-time, derelict, degenerate contributor to this here repository of renal failure, I do hereby shun the rest of my compatriots […]
Joey Chestnut
Mike Trout Not Hooked, Mike Gundy Eats A Million Wieners, Trump Guilfoyle’d, Joey Chestnut
CONEY ISLAND, NY – With the annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest creating a buzz for needy, sports-deprived suckers everywhere, there’s a lot to […]
Angry Ward Independence Day: Sports Fireworks and Duds
NEW YORK, NY – Today is the Fourth of July and, who are we kidding, no one is going to be visiting this site. Like Joey […]
Myrtle Breach Of Contract–I’m Back!
WOW! It has been a while in between columns for me after spending forty days and forty nights in the Low Country of Myrtle Beach, […]
Rambling and Rumblings on Rangers, Mets, NHL Free Agency… and Melo
TAMPA BAY, FL – Some poor shmuck in Edmonton is about to lose his job and that shmuck’s name is Oilers General Manager Craig MacTavish. […]
Grote’s Gripes: Major League Chewing
CONEY ISLAND, NY – Tomorrow is the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island. It is one of 80 events hosted annually by […]