Alliterative Ward Wednesday: Harvey, Hoagies, Heartburn, and Hernandez
BOOGIEDOWN BRONX– I’d like to start by wishing woebegone, wistful, and wingnut MTMers a wildly wonderful Wednesday. Welcome, wackadoo weirdos! And with that, I will curtail […]
Keith Hernandez
Angry Ward Wednesday: What Happens to Your Body When You Watch the NY Mets
BRONX, NY/INTERNETSVILLE, USA – Today we get scientific in a way that only countless social media shares and assorted internet “news sites” can inspire. This is […]
Mets’ Alderson Succumbed to Pressure-NL East Title in their Sights
Centennial, CO—I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve been both enjoying “the ride” and running out of things to bitch about. Let’s face it, […]
Bring Jose Reyes Back to Mets! Bring Him Home!
Denver, CO–Here it is. For 5 long years Met fans have suffered. Suffered like no other time in the team’s history. Suffered the indignity of […]
Hey, Joe… Where You Goin’ With That Ban In Your Hand?
“I heard you shot your players down… shot ’em down to the ground.” ATLANTIC CITY, NJ – If the Jimi Hendrix thing doesn’t get through […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SEINFELD SPORTS STARS, WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
NEW YORK, NY – There are lots of things going on in sports this week, but none more important than a television sitcom that’s been […]
WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S; STARRING KEITH HERNANDEZ
by Rex O’Rourke LAKE GEORGE, NY – While on a little respite here in God’s Country, I happened upon this little nugget that, for some […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: THE END OF THE RAINBOW
Folsom, CA – As I spent a lazy Sunday afternoon watching the Mets game, the SNY camera crew focused on a woman in the stands […]
COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS
by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WINTER OLYMPICS PREVIEW
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – What, you think I’m giving you a stupid Winter Olympics preview? Screw you! I don’t owe anyone anything, least of […]