Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week
Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.
Ken Griffey Jr
Angry Ward Wednesday: Cano, Wentz, Carmelo and other Examples of Sports Addition by Subtraction
BRONX, NY – In 2001 the Seattle Mariners turned Major League Baseball on its ear by winning 116 regular season games. They accomplished this feat without […]
Worst Sports Week of the Year is Almost Over: No More Maude
NEW YORK, NY – We finally get back to baseball tonight after the All-Star break doldrums. It’s an awful week and I’m glad it’s behind […]
Weekend At Bernie’s: Brooklyn Dodgers, O’Malley Made Bernie Sanders
BROOKLYN, NY – While researching material for yesterday’s piece, The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates, we came across the story of how the Brooklyn […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Hard Times? Try Pulling for My Teams!
BRONX, NY – I was chatting with a co-worker the other day who happens to be a Cowboys fan. He was clearly deliriously happy about […]
A BASEBALL CAROL
by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]