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Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week

January 23, 2019 Angry Ward 1

Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Cano, Wentz, Carmelo and other Examples of Sports Addition by Subtraction

May 23, 2018 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – In 2001 the Seattle Mariners turned Major League Baseball on its ear by winning 116 regular season games. They accomplished this feat without […]

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Worst Sports Week of the Year is Almost Over: No More Maude

July 15, 2016 Different Matt 13

NEW YORK, NY – We finally get back to baseball tonight after the All-Star break doldrums. It’s an awful week and I’m glad it’s behind […]

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Weekend At Bernie’s: Brooklyn Dodgers, O’Malley Made Bernie Sanders

February 12, 2016 The Matts 16

BROOKLYN, NY – While researching material for yesterday’s piece, The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates, we came across the story of how the Brooklyn […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Hard Times? Try Pulling for My Teams!

October 22, 2014 Angry Ward 45

BRONX, NY – I was chatting with a co-worker the other day who happens to be a Cowboys fan. He was clearly deliriously happy about […]

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March 11, 2010 The Matts 51

by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]

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