Tag: Kevin Durant
Sports Rain Man: Steve Nash, Lou Brock, NY Mets News
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Turns out while I am working on taking the continuing education classes to keep up standards, I turn the pages too fast and now have to kill an hour before I move on to the next chapter. Here’s what I have for you: Steve Nash, Lou Brock, NY Mets […]
Monday Sports Spectacular: Nets Burst Knicks Bubble, Gyms Open, Hawkeyes Blurred By Covid?
PISCATAWAY, NJ – While the town of Piscataway may be in the bowels of the Garden State, it’s still significant in NBA history. The reason why is just part of today’s Monday Sports Spectacular (sweeps week title). The other components meant to grab you by shirt collar and smack some excitement into your day are: Gyms […]
NBA and MLB are Doomed Due to COVID Rise
NEW YORK, NY – With the major sports set to resume over the next few weeks, there are still some major concerns over whether the sports can pull off the restart safely. The NBA bubble is up and going. Think of the Orlando facility like a fortified compound in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Kyrie, Manfred, and Football’s Follies – Sports are Still a Mess
BRONX, NY – So much going on in sports these days and, like the world itself, not much of it is good. If you get your rocks off to golf or twist your nipples watching NASCAR, then you’re pretty much set. But if you’re still patiently waiting on the return of basketball and hockey and the […]
Who Will Coach The New York Knicks Next?
SPANISH HARLEM – It sucks to be a New York Knicks fan, just another add to the Sh!t List in these disappointing times. Not only does James Dolan send a email to his staff regarding his non-statement during the #GeorgeFloyd protests against police brutality, he finally issues one that doesn’t mention the #blacklivesmatter movement. The […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: I Have Not Come Here to Bury the NFL… for Once. Plus Kevin Durant Goes Corona
PALM BEACH, FL – Greetings from God’s Waiting Room, which may be forced to relinquish that title, given the current pandemic. It’s getting weirder by the day on planet Earth and in these United States. I mean, if we’re going to be forced to live out a bad 1990s “everyone’s gonna die” movie, at least make […]
Monday Morning QB: Knicks, NFLPA vs NFL, Tokyo Olympics
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Hi everybody! Wondering what I’ve been up to? I knew it! See, I’ve been super busy selling homes and renting them out. Why? Because people are racing to live in Buffalo after I posted ads saying the Coronavirus can’t live in cold weather! Yet despite all that, I managed to […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Chargers, MLB, and Tanking Teams Think Too Much
BRONX, NY – Before I get going on like my billionth post for this site, I want to direct anyone who didn’t happen to read Ben Whitney’s very funny piece yesterday to do that right now. It was truly stellar. For everyone else who has to write this week, don’t worry, I’m here to lower […]
THE NBA IS BACK! Will Lakers Win It All?
SPANISH HARLEM – The NBA season started on Tuesday… and what a game to start with! The Los Angeles Lakers faced the Los Angeles Clippers and with both teams having made a splash this off season, with the Lakers trading for Anthony Davis and the Clippers signing Kawhi Leonard, the subplots were aplenty. Included in […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Ranking New York Sports Teams; Jets and Giants in the Toilet
[NOT] BUFFALO, NY – After dry-heaving through piss-pot performances by the Giants and Jets, it doesn’t take a shaman to see that our New York City (sort of) football teams are in a sorry state. With the Mets wrapping up another swing-n-miss season and the Yankees stumbling into the playoffs like Short Matt trying to […]
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