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Big Ben: Daniel Jones and Brian Daboll Lead Giants to Wild Card Victory, On to Philly

January 17, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – The Giants pulled off their first playoff victory since they beat the Patriots in Super Bowl 46 about 11 years ago. Eleven […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Five Colossally Stupid NFL Blunders with Famously Stupid Movie Characters from Patriots, Jets, Colts

December 20, 2022 Ben Whitney 0

IDIOTSVILLE, USA – Boy did we see some stupidity in the NFL this weekend. Several decisions were just unfathomably, incomprehensibly stupid. I’m here to give […]

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History-Making Vikings Conquer Colts and… Messi

December 18, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – With all the excitement of holiday shopping engulfing the MTM Staff, our PAD (Pundit Assignment Desk) botched scheduling today’s starter, so […]

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Sports Rain Man: Bills Lose in Epic Fashion; J-E-T-S Win (kinda), Giants Win!

November 14, 2022 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday, everybody! As per our weekly Small Town Market Watch, I was grocery shopping at the local supermarket and […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: 2023 NFL QB Landscape: QBs on the Move, Danny Dimes and Zach Staying Put

November 8, 2022 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – Happy Election Day! Don’t forget to vote. It won’t really change much, but at least we’ll have some new people to bitch […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: It’s All Good with the Yankees, the Nets, and the NFL!

October 26, 2022 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – If you’re at all like me (and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone), you get worn out seeing the same storylines play […]

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Angry Ward: Checking in on Yanks and Mets, Don’t Bet on Buffalo, and Really Don’t Bet on Kirk Cousins

September 21, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – So, here we are on the verge of the official start of autumn, with one sports season making it’s final push towards […]

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MVP Kirk Cousins, Mets Collapse (Again?), Charged-Up Chiefs Beat Other L.A. Team

September 16, 2022 Cam James 1

SWAMP FOOT, MO – Today you were probably expecting a Chefs Chiefs vs San Diego Los Angeles Chargers review.  However, this has been rendered impossible […]

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Friday Armchair Quarterbacks For Fantasy Football Freaks & Kirk Cousins

August 26, 2022 Cam James 0

BULL FROG FLATS, WY – Welcome to Friday Armchair Quarterbacks.  It’s draft time again. Over the next week, millions of rubes will invest more time […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Church-Approved Commentary on Jacob deGrom, the MLB Trade Deadline, and NFL Discipline

August 3, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – A quick note before I get about the business of trashing athletes, events, and other sports-related nonsense. It has come to […]

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