MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY
by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest […]
Meet The Matts
COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS
by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO…
HOLLYWOOD, CA – This week on MTM we’ve taken a detour during this post-Olympic, pre-March Madness, early-spring-training sports lull. Angry Ward took a good look […]
FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES
PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GYM DANDIES
NEW YORK, NY – It’s hard to believe, but there was actually a time, not too long ago when gyms were associated with athletics. Up […]
WINNERS AND LOSERS…
by Dr. Diz FORT WORTH, TEXAS – We like winners here in the good ol’ USA. Doesn’t matter if it the Olympics, politics, gymnastics or […]
STAND ON GUARD, OH CANADA
by West Coast Craig THE 49TH PARALLEL – I wanted to stay away from the Olympics… wouldn’t it be great not to mention them at […]
WREX'S WRAP-UP
By Rex O’Rourke NEW YORK, NY – OK, I got into the spirit of the proceedings and watched and DVR’ed a ton of Olympic coverage […]
A MARINE HELPS US MAKEOVER NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS
MALVERNE, NY – On this web-thing that is MeetTheMatts.com, we dote on supposed sports heroes, make fun of them when they fall and giggle at […]
OLYMPIC REPRIEVE: BLACK UNHISTORY MONTH
by Junior Blaber NOT VANCOUVER – Before anyway gets their panties in a bunch, let me clear: I am Black. I was born in Ghana, […]