Angry Ward Wednesday: Of Mice and Men and Mejia
BRONX, NY – So, it seems as though New York #Mets reliever Jenrry Mejia has been suspended for 162 games after testing positive for performance-enhancing […]
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Bring Jose Reyes Back to Mets! Bring Him Home!
Denver, CO–Here it is. For 5 long years Met fans have suffered. Suffered like no other time in the team’s history. Suffered the indignity of […]
The Punk and the Todd Father at Baseball’s All-Star Game
Cincinnati, OH—Before I even met the future Mrs. Fake Sandy Alderson, I had already planned our wedding date. No, Mr. FSA doesn’t go in for […]
NY Haters Snub Mets and Yanks for All-Star Game. Thank Bill the Butcher!
LAWRENCE, KS – There are a few parts of America where – believe it or not – the city of New York is not especially […]
Mets’ A-B-C! Always Be Collapsing!
“You see this watch? This watch costs more than the car you drove here today. You call yourself a ballplayer you son of a bitch? […]
Biblical Mets! Noah vs. Moses! Sandy Doing Good?!
NIRVANA, MI – “Well, Hi again, everybody! What a beautiful day for baseball! Nothing but a few high, puffy, cumulus, otherwise harmless clouds up above. […]
Yankees Greats Ruth, DiMaggio, The Mick and…Graeme Lloyd?
Melbourne, FL–There wasn’t a dry eye in the House on Sunday evening. Bernie Williams had his very good career properly recognized at Yankee Stadium. Bernie […]
Rangers, Subway Series, Philadelphia Eagless, Lil Hans and Frantz
EL BARRIO, DE BRONX – Thankfully, Saturday is here. Another busy week is in the books but luckily I found enough time to focus on […]
Alex Rodriguez Peed Yogi’s House; Yankees Won’t Pay Him, Wally Backman
“Alex Rodriguez peed on our house!” – Carmen Sucart, wife of Yuri-former A-Rod cousin, confidant, steroid mule. YOGI BERRA MUSEUM, LITTLE FALLS, NJ – As […]
Sorry, But Mets Suck. So Does Crybaby Arte Moreno
LONG ISLAND, NY – crybaby What am I supposed to do? I’ve been rooting for this wretched team since celebrating the 1969 World Series victory […]