ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WE’RE GONNA FIND OUT WHO’S NAUGHTY AND NICE
THE NORTH POLE – In our never-ending quest to get you the hottest breaking sports scoops first, The Matts sent a pair of bald elfin […]
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COOKIE'S CORNER: RECESSION SALE
OUTER ‘BURBS, CT – Times are tough… kinda sort of. I mean, someone was buying all those tickets to see the World Champion Yankees claim […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
NEW YORK, NY – Now that the baseball season is mercifully over, the temperatures have started to drop, and daylight hours dwindle down to a […]
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME… A FINAL SALVO
by Ed Diz/Dr Diz FORT WORTH, TEJAS – Well, the replay of the 1950 Fall Cassic – the last time the Phillies and Yankees met […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE?
CANYON OF HEROES, NY – If the Phillies took care of business in Game 7 like they were supposed to this would’ve been the shortest […]
MISERY LOVES COMPANY: AMAZIN' MUTT FANS BACK PHAILIN' PHILS
by Different Matt BRONX, NY – I have returned from hibernation to find my beloved Yankees one win away in the World Series. The Bombers […]
CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT
by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: AMERICAN [LEAGUE] GIGOLO
YANKEE STADIUM, DA BRONX – The heat is on here at MeetTheMatts.com these days with some serious anti-Yankee sentiment. (Damn you Mets for not signing […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: TIME TO TALK "TERMINATED"
by The Philly Phanatic & Philview TRENTON, NJ – The Phantastic Prognosticator has done it again! He’s now three for three. Amazin’… In the May […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: THE MICHAEL IRVIN FACTOR
BROAD STREET, PHILADELPHIA, PA – Nothing short of an Angelic comeback will stop a Metropolitan nightmare. Of course I’m talking about a Yankee/Phillie series. I […]