Fatso Francesa and Mad Dog, Eva Braun, Tony Parker and Funniest Guy in France

December 30, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

“Have ya evah evah been in a NFL control room? How bout a brawdcast boot? Huh? Have ya? Well guess what? I have! I have! […]

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Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie

June 19, 2013 Replacement Matt 17

NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]

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The Masters: Our Sports Masters, That Is…

April 14, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 22

AUGUSTA, GA – With pros swinging wood and iron, vying for The Masters crown at famed Augusta, my mind wandered to storied golf outings with […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Penn State, Mike Fransnoozer & Bronx Boinkers

September 19, 2012 Angry Ward 34

NEW YORK, NY – Tons of really important sports stories to talk about this week, but I’ll leave the replacement refs, NHL lockout, and Kutcher/Kunis […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: 2012 Summer Games Preview

June 13, 2012 Angry Ward 60

NEW YORK, NY – It’s pretty amazing but, somehow, we’re halfway through June. Kids have already graduated high school, knocked up their girlfriends on prom […]

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REX'S BLUE PLATE PROP BET SPECIAL

February 7, 2010 Rex O Rourke 21

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGRY WARD! by Rex O’Rourke WATCH AND LEARN MIAMI, FL – One of my favorite aspects of The Super Bowl is the prop […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

January 13, 2010 Angry Ward 49

NEW YORK, NY – Now that I’ve been writing for MeetTheMatts.com for over two years and counting, I have the chance to do something that […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RIDDING THE FRIDGE OF HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS

January 6, 2010 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – At long last the holidays are over and we can focus our energies on more important things like drinking all of […]

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CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT

October 30, 2009 The Matts 37

by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: […]

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