MLB Groundhog Day, Wilmer Flores, Crying In Sports

October 16, 2021 The Matts 0

LOS ANGELES, CA – My last shred of a MLB post-season Metsiness thread disintegrated when Wilmer Flores was called out on a clear check-swing. After […]

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COVID Bubbles Burst, Analytics Failure, Cohen Mets Purchase Threatened By Red Sox Fan

October 30, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Good day to you and yours. The LA Dodgers won the World Series against this pundits’ hopes that had the underdog prevailing. […]

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Alternative Mets Timelines, Braves V Dodgers, Rays headed to ALCS?

October 9, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Greetings… Any day I can get up and walk around after seeing the deadly cancer take out another of my heroes registers […]

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Big Ben: Astros Can’t Hit Without Stealing Signs, Red Sox Pitching Woes, Isles Try to Steal Stanley Cup

August 18, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT –  MLB could have easily pulled the plug on the season when Marlins and Cardinals were testing positive right and left. But kudos […]

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Monday Morning QB: XFL, MLB Blockbuster Betts Trade

February 10, 2020 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! With the Super Bowl just played why is it still Monday Morning QB? Well, that is because the […]

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Thank God It’s Angry Ward Friday: Mookie and Tebow and Football, OH MY!

January 10, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, except for a select few, the work ethic around here is abysmal. I got […]

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Replacement Matt : Recipe of the Week

November 1, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – Happy All Saints Day to my faithful fans. Today I’m here to share my recipe for the perfect hangover special, it must […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Kinks in the Pinstriped Armor, the Mets Cuckhold Stroman

July 30, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

Bronx, NY: Only a few weeks ago I said the New York Yankees don’t really need a starting pitcher as badly as everyone thinks. A […]

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Angry Ward: Trout Fishing Tips for Anxious Anglers…. and Red Sox vs Yanks

April 17, 2019 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – The Yankees and Red Sox renewed pleasantries once again this week, so I’ve decided to devote today’s column exclusively to trout fishing. Whether […]

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Jacob deGrom, Rolled Tide And NFL Playoffs

January 12, 2019 Junoir Blaber 1

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: I hope you liked my half a DJ Eberle impression. I could complain about my schedule but it was really just […]

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