Tag: New York Knicks
Big Ben Tuesday: Sports are Almost Back – Weirdness in the NBA Bubble, NHL August Insanity, Short MLB Season with Quirks
The Bubble with Ugly Anna, Undisclosed Location: Don’t look now folks, but we are a mere two days from baseball and a little over a week away from basketball and hockey. Giddy effin up. Our national nightmare of no team sports is nearly over. NBA players didn’t hesitate to start whining about the torturous conditions […]
Sports Rain Man: Washington Blanks and #FreeWoj
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday. I am literally running out of topics. I should adopt Angry Ward’s approach of just sharing whatever is on my mind. If it seems like I am mailing it in lately, I am not. It is just my natural talent coming through. Here are the topics for today: […]
Patty Nice Gets Paid, Bruins Get Stick Shafted in NHL Playoffs
SHOHOLA, PA – My apologies to the staff here at MTM for last week’s alcohol-induced absence. It’s somewhat of a good thing when your birthday is two days before the birth of America but there’s hell to pay when the holiday weekend is over. Speaking of over, I couldn’t get over the fattest sports contract […]
Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets
COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the return of actual sports seems just around the corner, today I bring you news on the mighty New York Metropolitans, the proud NL NYC Ballclub. Not only do the Metsies […]
Grinding Ax: Quarantine Sports til 2021!!!
MURPHY’S MOUTH, NJ – Time to Quarantine Sports! With all the conflicting stories, opinions and divisive behavior in the air , I am calling on all citizens to demand a blanket quarantine of professional sports until 2021. Listening to multi-millionaires whine about how they are being treated and not being paid enough to play abbreviated […]
Covid Prop Bets: Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First?
SH*T HOLE COUNTRY, USA – As we enter into Fourth of July weekend and the inevitable spike in cases, I’d like to take a look at prop betting on sports restart and stops that should be coming in the next month or so. Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First? NBA 15-1 MLB 25-1 NHL […]
The Wide World Of Sh*ts. Bubba Wallace, Leon Rose, MLB Sneezing
SPANISH HARLEM – Someone pretty much had nothing to write about because Angry Ward killed it yesterday with his great column on all the sports that matter. Thanks for the lay-up… okay, let’s start over. Since necessity is mother of all invention, I’ll will do something I have never done before, I will look at […]
Who Will Coach The New York Knicks Next?
SPANISH HARLEM – It sucks to be a New York Knicks fan, just another add to the Sh!t List in these disappointing times. Not only does James Dolan send a email to his staff regarding his non-statement during the #GeorgeFloyd protests against police brutality, he finally issues one that doesn’t mention the #blacklivesmatter movement. The […]
Sports Rain Man: No Flack Flacco, The Match, Sports To Watch NOW
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Normally, I say Happy Monday but you can’t really say that day because it’s Memorial Day. We make it a happy day but it should really be a somber day. It is a holiday to remember all those that make/made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of this country. Like […]
The Good and Bad Of Hiring Tom Thibodeau
SPANISH HARLEM – Last week, the New York Knicks announced that they were hiring Tom Thibodeau to be their next head coach. This was no surprise, as Thibbs has been the favorite for months – more so because of his relationship with the Knicks new President, Leon Rose. Rose was Thibbs’ agent while Rose was […]
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