Angry Ward: Meet the Bots, and Other Reports from the Abyss
NEW YORK, NY – So, I read a column on this site on Labor Day that seemed completely out of whack to me. For starters, […]
New York Mets
The Race for the Wild Card: A September to Remember for the Mets
NOTE: Junoir Blaber is off today. NEW YORK, NY – As the 2024 Major League Baseball season winds down, the New York Mets are right […]
Just Cancel Old-Timers Day, Too!
The 2009 team made their millions and left their passion behind… Their quotes of “old age” and “fear of getting injured,” were lame (ironically).
NFL Preseason, English Premier League , Mets Update
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy, Monday! Taking a page from the Stupendous Sternbergs (Jackson and Jacob cover Fridays and Sundays, respectively), let’s just get to […]
Francisco Lindor MVP, NL Wild Card Race
PORT JEFF, NY– Greetings, here’s what we’ve got for today. Lindor MVP, NL Wild Card Race Lindor MVP? The Mets beat the Padres 7-1 Saturday night, […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Tempered Metspectations, A Giants/Vikes Snoozefest, and Another Holmes Mystery
NEW YORK, NY – These days I’m finding it increasingly difficult to occupy my mind with sports. Apparently there’s this thing that happens when you get […]
Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, New NFL Kickoff, Sixers Sign Olympian
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy, Monday! The #Olympics are over. Now we wait for the 2024 Paralympic Games, while we wait for American sports to […]
Mets, NL Wild Card, Giants Preseason Reaction
PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings. Let’s get right into today’s topics: Mets, NL Wild Card, Giants Preseason Reaction Mets After a rough stretch the Mets […]
New York Mets Armageddon: Hawk Tuah Haliey Welch vs Grimace… and Starting Pitching
FLUSHING, NY – It’s one thing to lose a series to the one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball. To do lose a […]
Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions
PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]