Ebs’ Hot Takes: MLB 1st Half, Yanks vs Mets, Altuve vs Trout
SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – Are you ready for some scalding Hawt Tayeks?! I know I am! We have finally hit the All-Star break, which means […]
Noah Syndergaard
Suddenly Sinking Mets, Home Run Derby, All Star Conspiracy
ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – Funny stuff last week as I lost mostly all of what little credibility I have remaining here at MTM. Last Sunday’s post […]
The Dark Plight and Legion of Gloom: New York Mets Super Hero Sissies?
FLUSHING M*A*S*H* UNIT – As the Avalanche of Awful swallows the Amazin’ Mets, we are staving off using this platform to condemn the insanity of […]
Bengasm re Yanks, Bobby Bonilla, Game of Thrones, Trump, Syndergaard
Whenever I see the MeetTheMatts.com website, I remember the day I met Short Matt. I pulled him out of a gutter in Hong Kong and […]
Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose
SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]
Sharks Eating Penguins, Hot Sports Babes, Thor-Gate, Yanks Stank, Praying In Rome
First off… We may send @TheTallMatt back to Rome to pray for Chase Utley. SAN JOSE, CA – The San Jose Sharks versus Pittsburgh Penguins […]
Meet Matt Harvey: .500 pitcher
FLUSHING, NY-Compared to most people on MTM, I have been a Mets fan for all of about two seconds. Curtis Granderson is batting below the […]
Harvey, High School Politics, Video Game Movies and Jeff Spicoli
EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – I decided to treat today’s article a bit differently. I decide to go all Angry Ward like and mix in […]
Yankees Surging To Playoffs? NHL Ice Time Heating Up?
NEW YORK, NY – It was a pretty good week for the Bronx Bombers. They took three of four from the defending World Series Champion […]
Throwback Thor, Best Trade Ever, Roberto Alomar On Camera
CHAVEZ RAVINE, L.A. – While watching Son Of Zeus, Noah Syndergaard – known in some circles simply as Thor – strike down upon the Dodgers […]