Tag: Noah Syndergaard
2019 Pro Sports Predictions: Eli, Mayfield, Machado, Mets, Favre, LeBron
INDIANA, PA – In this quaint, cozy home of Jimmy Stewart, you get small-town American at its very best. With each passing pickup truck, smile on a stranger’s face and stroll past Mom -n- Pop stores, the metamorphosis from coal-mining town to something else is on. And there’s the rub. Trying to figure out what […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The Mets are Going For It and Will Fail Miserably
BRONX, NY – I really don’t know what to write for this site anymore. If I write about football, I know my brother (who reads but never comments) will check out, because he’s no big football fan. I can’t write about hockey, because we have people on this site that know a whole lot more about […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Mets Worst Franchise in New York – Time to Trade Their Most Valuable Asset
Flushing, Queens: ESPN radio bloviator and former Islander goalie Rick DiPietro was asked if the New York Mets were in the worst position of all New York teams. Humpty went through the Rangers, Islanders, Jets, and the Knicks, and had to concede that none are worse off. Yes, they’re in a sorry state, and things […]
Ebs Asks: Is Tiger Woods back?
FROM THE PRESS BOX – Part of me really wanted to spend this week’s column exclusively on the New York Mets. The Mets’ best hitter, Yoenis Cespedes, comes off the DL, homers his first game back and then announces postgame that he might need surgery on both of his heels and the rehab could take […]
Big Ben: Ovechkin’s Bender, T.O. Snubs a Snub, Mets Yankees Ideal Trade Partners
Stamford, CT: Here I go here I go here I go again, girls what’s my weakness? Sorry, I was thinking about something else. We’ve got some fun stuff on tap, including; an Alexander Ovechkin Cup Bender for the Ages, T.O. Snubbing the H.O.F. Snubbers, and the Yankees and Mets glaring trade compatibility. Let’s get to it. Oh my god […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: Justify, Triple, Crown, New York Mets, Vegas Golden Knights
HAWT TAEK USA – LeBron James has bounced back, the New York Yankees have found their winning ways again and there’s an expansion team playing for the Stanley Cup. What a time to be alive! Forget a big build up to today’s column. We’re just going to jump right into the taeks. Make sure your […]
Happy Mother’s Day: Famous Sports Moms
HOLLYWOOD, FL – A Happy Mother’s Day to all! Cheesy Bruin is M.I.A., allegedly celebrating by chasing blue-haired moms in Hollywood… Hollywood, Florida, that is. And with that, we’re on Famous Sports Moms today [ahem]. Heidi Syndergaard – The one person that made the trade of CY Young Award winner R.A. Dickey to the Blue […]
Rain Man Rants: Mets Aces Noah Syndergaard, Jacob deGrom, plus Kaepernick, Kraft and Meek Mill
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Welcome to your weekly refuge from the insanity of the world and general chaos that is cable news. I have plenty of topics for you to talk about and have finally caved in and I am ready to talk about the Mets. I couldn’t resist any longer. Besides, the word on […]
Vikings Win Super Bowl, Mets Win World Series: Wright, Harvey, Case Keenum Closed
NEW YORK, NY – With our MeetTheMatts.com Staff of All-World Pundits engaged in a Water-Cooler Cold War over the upcoming NFL Conference Playoffs, we’re doing all we can to hold on as our world gone mad speedily spins precariously on its axis. In this wild-n- whacky, topsy-turvy Age of Also-Rans, we’ve lost all sense of […]
NHL Stuff, MLB Hot Stove: Yanks, Mets, Kluber, Realmuto, Machado, Thor
NEW YORK, NY – After the Yankees lost out on Patrick Corbin (see Buddy Diaz’s piece) to Washington for six years and $130 million, the Bronx Bombers turned their attentions to Flushing, Queens. Rumors had it that Brian Cashman and the Mets and new GM, Brodie Van Wagenen, were attempting a three-team deal that would […]
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