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Utterly Mind Blowing Upsets. UMBC Retrievers

March 18, 2018 Cheesy Bruin 0

MARLBORO, NY – It’s often said if you live long enough you’ll witness everything there is to see; and that includes sports. All that was […]

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Why Watching Sports Sucks These Days: NBA, MLB, NHL, NFL All Complicit

May 28, 2017 Cheesy Bruin 12

“The NBA is as scripted as any professional wrestling match…” –Cheesy Bruin MARLBORO, NY – I’d like to sincerely thank all of the ordinary men […]

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Five Things I Think I know re Tim Tebow, Gary Sanchez, Mets, Jim Harbaugh, AJ Styles

August 31, 2016 Buddy Diaz 14

SPANISH HARLEM – Today I will be trying something new shtick, a segment called, “Five Things I Think I Know. It will focus on random […]

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All-Time MLB Abuse Team, International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking

June 26, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 12

BETTY FORD CLINIC – Today is International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking. But this post is not meant to make light of the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Peyton Retires, Sharapova Dopes, Peeping Pays

March 9, 2016 Angry Ward 15

BRONX, NY – In a bad mood. Hurtin’. Hungry. Running low on grog. Good time to write. Let’s get to it. Peyton Manning Retires. Good […]

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Black Friday: Best Blacks in Sports?

November 27, 2015 Matt McCarthy 11

BLACK ROCK, AR – We’re just shaking off the effects of tryptophan-overload, combined with watching boring NFL games played by teams wearing ridiculous uniforms, who are […]

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Should We Blame Jose Tabata?

June 22, 2015 DJ Eberle 5

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – There’s a slight chance that Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Jose Tabata might be the most-hated athlete in all of sports, well at least […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Your Team’s Most Famously Worst Fan

March 4, 2015 Angry Ward 23

BRONX, NY – Last week infamous ISIL hatchet hood Jihad John (I’d like to market a line of Port-o-Potties under this name) was unmasked as a former snot-nosed […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Stanley Cup Finals, NBA and World Cup Warm-up Matches

May 31, 2014 Junoir Blaber 14

“I want someone I have had a prior relationship with.” – Phil Jackson on the The NY KNICKS search for a coach. EL BARIO, BRONX […]

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Blaber’s Blabbering: NHL Playoffs, NBA Playoffs, World Cup Posters and The USA Mascot

May 24, 2014 Junoir Blaber 19

“You have to remember that Original Six trumps everything” – Steve Lepore of Awful Announcing EL BARIO, BRONX – There was a thought that after […]

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