Angry Ward Wednesday: 2016 Baseball Hall of Fame Vote – The Farts Awaken

January 6, 2016 Angry Ward 30

BRONX, NY – This afternoon, the Baseball Writers Association of America (aka, a bunch of old farts who were never even remotely good at baseball) will […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: NFL, Wilpons, Bubble Hockey Gifts for Me!

December 2, 2015 Angry Ward 23

BRONX, NY – Black Friday is history. Cyber Monday is a goner too. It’s time for the latest and greatest made-up holiday sales event. I’m […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: It Doesn’t Take a Genius to Find True Sports Geniuses

November 11, 2015 Angry Ward 18

NEW YORK, NY – It’s amazing how easily we throw around the word “genius” these days. On intelligentsia magnets such as Facebook, you’re a genius […]

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Why Mets Sandy Alderson Fainted: Is Honeymoon Over?!

November 10, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

BOCA RATON, FL – “That was not. I repeat NOT a fainting spell! I’m a goddamned Marine! I’ve got chunks of guys like you in […]

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Shakespeare, Kipling and Nixon Predict Bright Mets Future

November 2, 2015 West Coast Craig 13

FLUSHING, NY – Oh, there’s got to be a morning after… and for Mets fans, the hangover will peak days from now but the interim […]

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Confessions of a Price Gouged Mets Fan & Blue Oyster Cult

September 1, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

Hollywood, FL–If you’re like me, then virtually all of your ticket buying activity these days is done on Stubhub. It wasn’t always this way or […]

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Terry Collins? Joe Maddon? Mets-Red Sox? Jets-Giants? I’ll Pass, Thank you

August 28, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 20

Haverstraw, NY—We get a repeat of the fabled 1986 World Series this weekend at the big C!  Mets, RedSox duking it out for 3 games […]

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Mets Are Done, Put It In The Books

July 31, 2015 Replacement Matt 13

Replacement Matt found this New York Mets script in an abandoned typewriter. INT DAY: JEFF WILPON sits at an oak desk strewn with papers, a […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Of Mice and Men and Mejia

July 29, 2015 Angry Ward 18

BRONX, NY – So, it seems as though New York #Mets reliever Jenrry Mejia has been suspended for 162 games after testing positive for performance-enhancing […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Which Sitcom is Your Baseball Team?

July 15, 2015 Angry Ward 16

BRONX, NY – The Major League Baseball All-Star Game  (the Mariners will have the homefield World Series advantage over the #Mets, as per Mike Trout) […]

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