THAT'S LEY AS IN LEE
By Rex O’Rourke Bristol, Connecticut – I rant and rave a great deal every Sunday, channeling a poor man’s Phil Mushnick. Every now and then, […]
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THE TIGER WOODS DRIVING ACADEMY
By Rex O’Rourke Orlando, Fl – As I’m sure you are aware by now, Tiger Woods was involved in a one car accident in the […]
PARITY IS NOT A FOUR LETTER WORD
By Rex O’Rourke Canton, Ohio – What happened to The NFL? Seemingly overnight, at least half a dozen teams have become unable to compete on […]
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
By Rex O’Rourke Shanghai, China – While most sports fans with normal sleep habits were sawing wood, the most extraordinary theatre played out at the […]
THE NFL VS. MLB: IT'S GETTING LATE EARLY
Above, A-Rod and his “friend” Biff Henderson By Rex O’Rourke Sacramento, Ca. – Let’s face it boys and girls, the national pastime is no longer […]
THE ART OF THE NEWS BLACKOUT: STAYING IN TIVO COMA
By Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, N.Y. – Nobody likes a rain-out; not the players, the fans, the networks, or anyone relying on the game as […]
PASS THE PEPTO
By Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, N.Y. – 1:15 am – My brain hurts, my stomach aches, basically what I’m saying is that the Yankees/Angels series […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]