NFL HoF, Alex Rodriguez, Yankees Not Sucking, Roger Goodell, Jerry Jones, Red Zone
MARLBORO, NY – It’s the beginning of August, so that means one thing and one thing only… sports sucks! Little League World Series games can’t […]
Roger Goodell
Big Ben Tuesday: Cruz Cut, Knicks Stun, Rangers Lacking, Who Stole Tom Brady’s Jersey?
STAMFORD, CT: In honor of Valentine’s Day, I’ll of course be focusing on the big news that Derek Jeter is going to be a father. Or not… […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Breaking Down Falcons’ Flop, Supermodel Celebration for the Ages
Houston, TX: Clearly there is no justice in the world. What a depressing end to a riveting Super Bowl. Watching the Falcons do everything right […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: Super Bowl LI Reaction. Dewey Defeats Truman
CLIFTON PARK, NY – Of course. Should we even be surprised? I’m certainly not… Once the New England Patriots cut the deficit to 16 points […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Alternative Super Bowl Facts, Reluctant Patriots Praise, Belichick vs Brady, Most Awkward Trophy Presentation?
WASHINGTON , DC: Our man Ebs felt the pressing need to break down the Buffalo Sabres yesterday, so it falls to me to take the […]
Bernie Sanders, Millennials Killing NFL, Rangers Rampage
COLTS NECK, NJ – Egalitarianism will destroy sports as we know it. Write it down and mark my words. The NFL is already feeling the effects of the Millennials […]
NFL Ratings Nosedive: I Abused My Pregnant Wife, Extend My Contract!
WHITE PLAINS, NY – It’s getting pretty hard to watch NFL football in good conscience these days. My list of grievances is growing. The NFL […]
Steelers Sinner Le’Veon Bell, Roger Goodell, Marijuana, NFL Camps
PITTSBURGH, PA – As these summer days get significantly longer with death-defying heat, it means that our gridiron heroes and hopefuls will be taking to […]
No More Brady Talk! Goodell v Conrad Dobler, Isles and Mets Own NYC
JAMAICA ESTATES, NY – I fear that the airwaves and water cooler conversations over the next 5 months will be engorged with nothing but Deflategate; […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Donald Trump is Going to Make Sports Great Again
BRONX, NY – Hasn’t sports been sucking lately? C’mon, you know it has. The NBA is nothing more than three or four teams and a bunch […]