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Big Ben Whitney: 3 New Great Sports Names; Rock Ya Sin, Kaapo Kakko & De’Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford
STAMFORD, CT – From Dick Trickle to God Shammgod to DeWanna Bonner, there have been some great sports names over the years. And recently, there have been some quality additions. Here are my favorite 3 New Great Sports Names. Rock Ya Sin The Colts took the Temple cornerback in the second round. And while he […]
Monday Morning QB/Rain Man: Is Kaep Back? Still Gase Raus, Browns & Steelers Brawl
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I am back, so you can stop pacing. However, I have formally requested a move to the Monday slot. Our dear leader, Short Matt, will take Saturday spot in the rotation. So brace yourself, here’s your first dose of the Junster [pronounced Joon-ster] as a Monday Morning QB. Still Gase […]
Don Cherry and Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Banter and Notes
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Let me start out by saying I frogging love Don Cherry. Always did. Always will. He reminds me of the loveable aging curmudgeon every blue collar family has talking about how great the good ol’ days were. Cherry was a tough S.O.B. who continued the Boston Bruins winning ways without two guys […]
Inconsistent Rangers: Contenders or Pretenders? Plus, Don Cherry Fired!
NEW YORK, NY – The New York Rangers go from looking like playoff contenders one night to cellar dwellers the next. To wit, they followed up a solid OT win against the Penguins Tuesday night with a 9-3 drubbing at the hands of the Tampa Bay Lightning. Last night’s game was over before some fans […]
Brian Cashman All-In on Starting Pitchers. Gerttit Cole, Stephen Strasburg or Madison Bumgarner?
SPANISH HALREM – The General Manager’s Meetings are under way and unlike the winter meetings where deals are usually done, the groundwork is laid for possible trades in the future. Brain Cashman has stated that the New York Yankees will be in on Gerrit Cole, Stephen Strasburg and Madison Bumgarner but that doesn’t mean that […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Zeke Ztill Ztinks, Fizzy Going Flat, Polar Bear Named ROY
BRRRONX, NY – The Northeast has gone from 70 degrees on Halloween to Ice Station Zebra in a matter of a couple of weeks. The cold isn’t for everyone, but I sure don’t mind. Bring it on! If I didn’t enjoy seasonal change I’d live in some hellscape like Yuma. Watching the Packers and Panthers […]
Big Ben: Making Sense of the NFL Landscape; Lamar Jackson, Raiders, 49ers
STAMFORD, CT – Will the real NFL contenders please stand up… please stand up… please stand up. Just when we think we have the NFL figured out, Week 10 comes along and shakes it up. I’ve come to make [a little] sense of this NFL landscape. Or not. Moving on Up Well, Lamar Jackson put […]
Sports Rain Man: NY Jets Own NY, League Worst Knicks, Brodie’s Beltran
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I swapped with the boss because I was so swamped with work on Friday and I had work Saturday morning. So here I am up late Sunday night because I had my birthday drinks and celebrations Saturday night and it took me all of Sunday to recover. With that, here […]
OJ Simpson Back In The Limelight. The Juice Squeezed in Vegas
LAS VEGAS, NV – With fatherhood turning his days into seconds, his sleep-time into blinks of an eye and his coffee intake reaching into the gallons per day, a beleaguered Junoir Blaber is up against it. So yours truly, great American, is here to bail Mr. Blaber out of pundit responsibilities today. Speaking getting of […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Chargers, MLB, and Tanking Teams Think Too Much
BRONX, NY – Before I get going on like my billionth post for this site, I want to direct anyone who didn’t happen to read Ben Whitney’s very funny piece yesterday to do that right now. It was truly stellar. For everyone else who has to write this week, don’t worry, I’m here to lower […]
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