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Skip the Little League World Series,Here Are NFL Fantasy Football Picks!

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MARLBORO, NY – It’s August and for me that means two things–the Little League World Series tournament and NFL Fantasy Football season. As much as I’d like to pontificate about the Little Leaguers, I’ll save that for a future column. Like DJ Eberle on Monday, I’ll give you one sleeper at each position but unlike […]

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Soccer Rain Man Rants: In Defense Of Carlos Cordeiro

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EL BARIO, EL FALLS – In my Rain Man journeys I have come across some great people who should write for MTM. Today, I introduce Ed Crocker. Ed is the Soccer Rain Man. He so laquious that he doesn’t text he has to email his points over. Ed is pinch-hitting today and will be doing […]

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Urban Meyer Has Some Twisted Fans

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SPANISH HARLEM – The other day I read about Ohio State Buckeye fans protesting the suspension of their head football coach, Urban Meyer. Let me just say this… some people just have no clue! Many fans at the protest held signs blaming ESPN and calling this issue “Fake News“. So let me get this right… […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Jerry Jones

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August 8, 2018 Dear Jerry Jones: It has come to our attention that you are still the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, one of the most reviled franchises in the history of professional sports. Good for you… for still being alive! We can remember all those years ago when you took control of the only […]

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Big Ben Whitney: Trump University vs LeBron High, the Trumpster fires Insults at LeBron, Don Lemon

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Akron, OH – If you stopped by to see me admit some hard truths about the Yankees, well, I’m sorry to disappoint. I’m not ready. Instead, I am riveted by the clown in the white house, who spent another Friday night mean girl Tweeting. LeBron James was on the business end this time, as the […]

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Football Sunday: Thee Ohio State Mess, Johnny Manziel in Lingerie Football League

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MARLBORO, NY – In case you missed it (and I did), the NFL Preseason kicked off on Thursday with the Hall of Fame game, in which Baltimore beat Chicago 17-16. Now, I don’t get excited over the exhibition games like I used to when I was a gambling fiend. Yes, it was a sickness of […]

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Yankees Lacking Leadership? Hockey Rangers Double Down on Rebuild.

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NEW YORK, NY –  The Yankees are not looking good right now. A lack of focus has led to silly mistakes. An ugly game Wednesday afternoon was followed by an even uglier game last night in Boston. They look lazy. All of the above begs the question: Are The Yankees Lacking Leadership? Aaron Boone was hired […]

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The Trouble With the NFL’s New Helmet Rule

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SPANISH HARLEM – As training camp starts for all NFL teams, the league has sent people to every camp to explain the new helmet rule, which will come into effect this upcoming season. While the nature of the rule is to make the game safer, more and more players are confused as ever. Basically the […]

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Angry Ward: How to Fix the New York Mets, Vol. 30, Chapter 17

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NEW YORK, NY – How about that MLB Trade Deadline? Had about as much action as “My Dinner with Andre.” (Older reference lost on younger viewers.) I know a handful of marginally big names went new places, but the rest of it resembled a Sandy Alderson shopping spree. It also looks like the Yankees added the final […]

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Big Ben Whitney: Five Things to Watch in Giants Training Camp

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East Rutherford, NJ: In this week’s edition of We’re Totall Screwed, Bigfoot Erotica! When Genghis Ghan and the Mongols conquered China, they wouldn’t let their people stay in China too long. The Khans thought the civilized comforts of China would make the Mongols soft. Well, we got soft. Anyway, I’ll still trying to process this round of […]

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