Tag: sports comedy
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, News & Nuggets… Week II.
SHOHOLA, PA – Out of the gate with a 3-1 record is a good feeling, as San Fran was the only red mark last week. But I’m not resting on the quick start as I aim for perfection with today’s gems. Strap in, here are Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, News & Nuggets… Week II. […]
Grinding Ax Edition: New Look NFL, Same Old LeBron
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – With much vitriol and political utterances forcibly served up to football fans, the NFL attempts to placate it’s card-carrying members while biting their nails, hoping that we hang around. Can college football and hoops get here any faster? While the verdict on how much the league will lose must wait until season ticket […]
GOLF Is The Greatest Four-Letter Word & More Entertaining Sports Language
DENVER, CO – Next up in the scrambled, out-of-place 2020 sports schedule is the U.S. Open. For some reason, half of the readers of this site don’t consider golf to be a sport, so I won’t waste my breath on the affair. That being said, golf is the ultimate four letter word. Four letter words […]
Yankees Add Reinforcements, Nuggets Sink Clippers
SPANISH HARLEM – This is weird for me, my first baseball article of the season and it’s almost over. The New York Yankees have had their ups and downs but they look headed for the playoffs. They probably won’t win their division like I hoped but the important thing is to make the playoffs and […]
Angry Ward: Jake’s Try for Third Cy, Saquon Barkley Gets Battered, and Ben Roethlisberger Finds Jesus
BRONX, NY – Today I’ve decided to kinda ping pong around and talk about a few different things, rather than laser-focusing my rage on something obvious like Kirk “F**king” Cousins or the latest foibles of New York’s 9-foot Monster Mayor. Even I can sometimes use a respite from the 24/7/365 rage-a-thon. So, let’s throw it into […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Go With It or Nah, That’s Horse Sh!t – Week One Knee-Jerks
STAMFORD, CT – Week 1 of the NFL season is usually pretty tough to predict. Throw in no preseason, no fans, players opting out, and plenty of player and coach movement, and this one was even tougher. We saw some expected dysfunctional teams looking quite functional (Jax, Wash), some powerhouses looking powerful (NO, Balt, KC), […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. Klyer, Kyle, Kliff, Colts, Rivers, Reich
SHOHOLA, PA – I’m dog-sitting in this very sleepy Poconos locale after a neighboring canine made a jailbreak from its home and took a bite of my sweet Sadie’s front leg. But today I’m helping you take a bite out of your bookie… with the return of Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. FAVORITE At this […]
Covid-19 ERAs, Sasquatch Sports Stars, Lord Stanley’s Islanders
Our thoughts are with Trevor, aka Dude & Replacement Matt, who underwent surgery for a brain tumor yesterday. PRATTSVILLE, NY – September 11th and 12th will forever mark a brace of anniversaries of the utmost importance for your humbly. The former represents a tragically sad day in USA history; one in which families were forever […]
Yankees in Trouble, NFL Kicks Off on Eve of 9/11 Anniversary
NEW YORK, NY – With just a few weeks left in the MLB irregular season, the battered Yankees are on the verge of playing themselves right out of the playoffS. The Bronx Bombers won 14 of their first 20 games and looked like they would cruise into the playoffs at the top of the AL […]
Autumnal Ward Wednesday: Vikes Stink, Giants & Jets Done, Mets Out. My Interest in Sports Dropping Like Leaves
BRONX, NY – Well, as of 9:30 am EST yesterday, it’s officially autumn. This season is one of the main reasons palookas like me live here in the Northeast. It’s the time of year that everything just seems so damn cozy—temperatures, clothes, your bed, even tucking yourself into a book. I’ll also be sure enjoy […]
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