Tag: sports comedy
NFL Notes, Banter, Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Week 6
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – That gigantic thud you heard last Sunday wasn’t Danny Dimes playing like a nickel and two pennies against the Vikings at MetLife Stadium, which I witnessed first hand courtesy of Angry Ward. It was the big ol’ dough-nut I put up after a perfect week prior on Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks […]
Grinding Ax: Daniel Jones – Jerry Jones DNA Assertions, Jets Beat ‘Boys? NFL Click Bait?
EDISON, NJ – I’ve heard enough from all my whining New York Giants brethren! Yes, you are disconsolate over Eli Gump’s demise and uncertain of how durable Saquon Barkley will be moving forward. Perhaps you ask yourself.. what is going to happen next? Painfully reminiscent of the drought years of the sixties and seventies and not […]
Un-Timely Big Ben, #NaughtyCowboys, Joe Maddon & Jimmy Carter
NEW YORK, NY – The Rugby World Cup is on, being played through the first days of November in the rugby-mad nation of Japan. You should check out what you can in a pub or NBC Sports & NBC Sports Gold. Japan beat Ireland, which is like the the USA beating Russia in hockey in […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks and NFL News, Notes, Banter
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – It’s my Sunday job… to select NFL games according to the Las Vegas point-spread for this most glorious of sports websites. I have a few ideas and titles for our other contributors to write about the NFL: 1) Why Does Monday Night Football Suck So Much 2) NFL Parity? Six Winless And […]
Replacement Matt Friday: Be Bold Brodie, The Breadman Commeth. Sports Pr!cks
WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – Good morning! Hope everyone is enjoying the Chinese Hoax of temps in the Dubai range to the Pacific Northwest in a matter of minutes. Well, the MLB regular season is over and the New York Metropolitans are now in search of a new manager, after wisely dumping the-in-way-over-his-head Mickey Callaway. […]
Yankees vs Twins MLB Playoffs: More To ALDS Than You Think
SPANISH HARLEM – For New York Yankees fans, the postseason begins tomorrow. Granted, two Wild Card games were played but they were merely curtain-raisers. The Yanks no longer to worry to worry about who they will play next… that team will be the Minnesota Twins. And that has many Bombers’ fans giddy as we’ve generally […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Week Picks & NFL Notes
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Sports handicapping is a results-based business and quite frankly my 4-8 record out of the NFL gate sucks! I’m not one for excuses but for the most part the first three weeks of any professional football season are most treacherous to the gambler. If you read Big Ben Whitney’s excellent post Friday, […]
My Thoughts on Luis Severino, Frank Nitilkina and NFL Quarterbacks
SPANISH HARLEM – I haven’t had cable for two weeks so my way into the sports world starts with my phone. The almighty internet wins again, I still have my PlayStation and access to Netflix and Hulu. I was surprised by my lack of need for television other than sports. I won’t lie that was […]
What A Difference A Play Makes: Jets, Giants, Mets, Duo of Doom and Bills To Unseat Pats
NEW YORK, NY – Comparing the Major League Baseball season to that of the National Football League is like comparing the NYC Marathon to the 100-meter dash at the Summer Olympics. Losing your first 3 games in a baseball season may make for some frowns around the water cooler or freight elevator, but you know […]
#BizarreSells: Slick Oilers, Super Bowl Sam Darnold, Joe Girardi
EDMONTON, ALBERTA – Sure, one could argue that choosing a hot NHL team five minutes into their season over an epic MLB playoffs tilt as the lead story is a bit bizarre but hey, #BizarreSells. Following that formula, here are today’s topics: Slick Oilers, Super Bowl Sam Darnold, Joe Girardi. SLICK OILERS – Don’t tell […]
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