COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS
by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]
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GROTE'S GRIPES: OLYMPIC WRAP UP
VANCOUVER, CANADA – A fortnight into the Olympics I’ve decided to follow up my original guide to the XXI Winter Games with some random observations […]
ICE OR EYESORE
“I used to have a wild time with 3 women until 5 a.m., but I am getting older. In the Olympic Village here, I will […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: TOP 10 THINGS I'M GIVING UP FOR LENT
CORNER CONFESSIONAL, LOCAL BAR – Oddly enough, I find myself writing my bi-weekly column and it’s related to religion – again. This is extremely odd […]
HAPPY PRESIDENT’S DAY
Tricky Dick avoids the gutter. by West Coast Craig White House Putting Green – Another holiday Monday; a three-day break celebrating February’s best sports weekend. […]
HOLY HANGOVER: SUPER BOWL SUNDAYS SUCK
COMMON SENSE, USA – Is there anything worse than going to work on Monday morning with a hangover – aside from going to work with […]
COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE
DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]
ALL WE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS… AND DIDN'T WANT
“You can’t always get what you want…” -The Rolling Stones NORTH POLE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT – All we wanted was a frogging stainless steel blender because […]
THE TOILET BOWLS
by Dr. Diz CUT -N- SHOOT, TEXAS – December, and a young man’s fancy turns to the bowl season. Starting today, the pooh-bahs of college […]