Vote No on McAdoo; Yes on Piazza! Tom Coughlin Done!

January 5, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 26

ADA, OH – The world is talking about outgoing New York Football Giants Coach Tom Coughlin – but with today’s news cycles, I feel compelled […]

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Tim Tebow: Is Eagles Polarizing QB Like a Bad Penny or STD?

August 18, 2015 The Matts 20

PHILADELPHIA, PA – There have been more polarizing, high-profile personalities in professional sports – Reggie Jackson, Alex Rodriguez, OJ Simpson, Howard Cossell, Pete Rose – […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: More Sports Movies I’m Gonna Make When I Grow Up

May 13, 2015 Angry Ward 20

BRONX, NY – I’ve decided to take a quick break from writing my Master’s thesis on heaven and hell themes in 1970s WPIX Children’s programming and […]

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Mets Winning Streak… But At What Cost? Time for Gorilla Warfare?

April 20, 2015 West Coast Craig 16

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Miami Marlin starting pitcher Tom Koehler’s Adam’s Apple quivered and bobbed as the Mets’ new clean-up hitter ambled to the batter’s box […]

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Life After Peyton Manning? Denver Puts Its Neck on the Line

January 13, 2014 DJ Eberle 20

MILE HIGH – Peyton Manning is having a season for the ages, passing for 5,477 yards, 55 touchdowns, and a 115.1 passer rating in the regular season; […]

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Cookie’s Corner: 2014 Sports Highlights!

January 3, 2014 Cookie 26

FROZEN TUNDRA, CT –  Happy 2014, everyone! How about we cram a god damn BLIZZARD down your throat after your kids have been off school […]

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4 Free Week 16 NFL Picks plus last-minute NFL Notes

December 22, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 9

NORTH SALEM, NY– The penultimate slate of NFL games is upon us, football fans. If you’re a regular Sunday visitor to MeettheMatts.com, taking the gambling […]

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Weird and Wacky NFL Stories of Week 5: Brady Is Poop, Giant Mess, Tebow A Jag?

October 7, 2013 DJ Eberle 29

BOSTON, MA – It was quite the weekend in football… Here’s a handful of the Weird and Wacky NFL Stories of Week 5. What’s going […]

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NFL Surprises So Far…

September 26, 2013 Cam James 19

ST. LOUIS, MO – Three weeks into the NFL season and there are few NFL Surprises greater than the fact that the Giants are 0-3 and […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Now Caffeinated! Featuring Mariano, Tebow, Belichick and Bashful Bugs

June 12, 2013 Angry Ward 41

BRONX, NY – My PC is afflicted with some sort of horrendous virus. On top of this I am dragging ass from being out in […]

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