NFL Championship Picks, Russell Wilson vs Colin Kaepernick, and Don Cherry
THUNDER BAY, ONTARIO – Much ado is always made whenever you have a glamorous QB match-up like Manning-Brady in Denver today, which I’ll get to […]
Tom Brady
Cookie’s Corner: Celebrity Ho Ho Ho’s
NEW YORK, NY: The holidays are upon us and I gotta say, I’m pretty please with what Hanukkah Harry got me so far in the […]
Weird and Wacky NFL Stories of Week 5: Brady Is Poop, Giant Mess, Tebow A Jag?
BOSTON, MA – It was quite the weekend in football… Here’s a handful of the Weird and Wacky NFL Stories of Week 5. What’s going […]
Baltimore Tumbles into the Bay: Ravens Win For Art & Earl
BALTIMORE, MD – Only three more columns from Baltimore. I’m retiring from Mattsville after the Super Bowl, and none to soon. Charm City is crumbling […]
NFL Playoffs Recap & Things To Do While Not Watching !@#$ Lance Armstrong
“… shame on that hoary billionaire Winfrey for foisting this piece of human excrement on us.” LE FRENCH ALPS – We’ll get to this weekend’s […]
NFL Picks… Here Ye, Here Ye!
DENVER, CO – Okay, so I missed miserably with yesterday’s UNDER play in my NFL Picks. It didn’t matter much which game it was because […]
Top Turkeys of 2012!
A TREE-STAND IN BROOKLYN – I love turkey. I love it sooooo much i could marry it. Turkey is the ultimate food. It makes sandwiches. […]
The NFL Cares: NFL Concussion Controversy Leaves Us Dizzy
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Like most of you, I love professional football. But sometimes the NFL really makes it hard. It can be little things, like […]
ELI MAN-CRUSH: Did I Just Coin That???
Silverlake, Los Angeles–The Priuses (Priusii?) circled the block looking for parking, a Buddhist monk named Lama laughed at a commercial with vampires disintegrating in front […]
Cookie’s [Cranky] Corner: Soul Suckers
JOHN VARTAVOS STORE, NYC – Apologies in advance for this column. Despite a VERY mild winter (which makes me VERY happy), this whole week has […]