Tag: Tom Brady
NFL Chatter, Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – Last week I tried increasing the number of selections in an effort to get my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks to a .500 record for this NFL season. Well, that blew up in my face like a package from the Acme Company intended for Wile E. Coyote sent by the Roadrunner. I […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Eli Manning The Dichotomous. Puzzling/Possible Hall of Fame Career
CANTON, OH – In watching the Giants beat the Bears, despite blowing a 10-point lead with under two minutes left, I was made aware of some interesting stats. Eli Manning’s 2018 completion percentages and QB rating are career highs. Huh? Even the most ardent Eli supporter would have a tough time saying Eli is having […]
BOOM: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – WTF?! After another losing 1-3 week here on MTM that puts me at 21-27 for the season, I’m back today with bonus picks in order to get to the magic .500 mark. I know what you’re all thinking – are they really bonus selections when you’ve been as bad as I have […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Hallmark Sports-Themed Christmas Movies
BRONX, NY – Like it or not, the holidays are upon us like George “The Animal” Steele on a turnbuckle. The minute Thanksgiving ended, it was on like Donkey Kong. Hell… before Thanksgiving ended. We’ve already roared through Black Friday and Cyber Monday and my building’s Super got the Christmas tree up on Monday like I’ve […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Banter, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – I sincerely hope all of you out there had a very Happy Thanksgiving. The great friends who hosted dinner knocked it out of the park and I’m here to do the same with my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks after a 3-1 week that saw the record improve to 20-24 on the […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Jon Gruden’s Oakland Raiders, NFL Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – I don’t know anymore. I apologize to those of you who follow my gambling advice on NFL Sundays, as my Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks record now stands at 17-23 after a 2-2 Week #10. I’m hoping to rebound with these picks but a reminder that free advice is worth the price […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Modern-Day Sports Superheroes and Villains for Stan Lee
NEW YORK, NY – Marvel Comics mastermind Stan Lee died a couple of days ago at the ripe old age of 95. A good run, by anyone’s standards. He leaves behind a loyal legion of fans and a litany of comic book characters that will live on forever. Though I was never a big comics guy, […]
Mets Hire Jerry Maguire, Beer-Chugging Lineman Jon Gott to Giants?!
NEW YORK, NY – From beer-chugging lineman to too-cliched-for-Central Casting GMs, this is one helluva time for sports punditry! Let’s pop the trunk, lift the hood and kick the tires on this thing, shall we? Let’s look at the Mets hiring Jerry Maguire -aka Brodie Van Wagenenenen, and the Ottawa Redblacks‘ Jon Gott. Show Me […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Beer Chugging Canadian Shows the No Fun League the Way
Stamford, CT: The “No Fun League” is at it again, relentless in its quest to piss me off. Sure, they took the shackles off and have allowed some fun celebrations, but there is still plenty of stupidity to go around. Battle of the GOATs Let’s start in Foxborough, where a couple of GOATs had a showdown. […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Giants SAQuash Skins, Pats Lose on Miracle Rugby Play
WASHINGTON, DC – It was an enjoyable NFL Week 14, highlighted for me by the Redsucks gettingSaquashed in Washington and the Pats losing on the lateral play that never works. Let’s get to it. Snyder SAQued It’s been ages since the Giants put 40 on anyone. It was great to see them do it against […]
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