Tag: Tom Brady
Sports Rain Man: No Flack Flacco, The Match, Sports To Watch NOW
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Normally, I say Happy Monday but you can’t really say that day because it’s Memorial Day. We make it a happy day but it should really be a somber day. It is a holiday to remember all those that make/made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of this country. Like […]
Sports Mash Unit: Teams That Won Without Injured Stars
COVID CENTRAL, NYC – As we continue to navigate this hazy, blurred maze of The Covid Zone, our staff has taken turns on the DL IL in unprecedented fashion… and not because of the Coronavirus. Buddy Diaz rightfully needed a spot starter when he lost a friend. Our resident tough guy, Cheesy Bruin, missed a […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Pest, Football Feeds, and Other Things I’ll Be Missing
STILL IN FLORIDA – So much news to report. Let’s get to it! For those of you who don’t know, Publix is a huge Supermarket chain mostly in Florida, but in the South in general. It’s clean, the employees are ridiculously personable, and you can drive a Semi down the frozen food aisle while maintaining […]
Uninspired Sports Commentary and the NFL Draft. Vrabel, CeeDee Lamb, Kingsbury
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Ever have one of those days where you have to grind through whatever you need to do? I’m talking about the most menial of tasks like brushing your teeth, showering and eating that have become less necessary during this pandemic. Well, I’m there right f***ing now. A routine of nothing is wearing […]
Alternative Celebrity Owners For Mets, Knicks & Cowboys. Denzel, Alicia, Judd?
FLUSHING, NY – Even in the bowels and shadows of La Guardia Airport, The Sun Also Rises. And it has, finally, making the entire borough of Queens look significantly better. Sure, it’s still colder than normal and the virus has the streets 90% empty – or 10% full – depending on your perspective… but today […]
Replacement Matt: NFL Draft Notes, Entertainment Value? Mets Fumble Ownership
QUARANTENIA, BASEMENT – Welcome to another beautiful in day in our eternal lock-down. Last night the sports world offered up the first semblance of a return to normalcy in the much over-hyped event outside the ESPY’s – the first round of the NFL Draft. An “event” that I normally skip in favor of watching a […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Mishigas, Gronk Goes Gulfing, and Nothing About the NFL Draft
PALM BEACH, FL – So, the NFL Draft is tomorrow night, and I’ve kinda been laying off writing about it. For one, we’ve got other guys here like Ben Whitney, Buddy Diaz, and Junoir Blaber, who have more to say on the subject than I do. Also, no one wants to hear a Viking fan’s take […]
Fake Tom Terrific, MLB Season Faces Corona Test
TOMPA BAY, FL – With Angry Ward still in The Sunshine State, starring in the virtual #Covid19-inspired reality sitcom“Sheltered Island” with his in-laws, we’re sending Haz Matt and the Matt Mobile to scoot him cross-state for the latest Tom Brady (Fake Tom Terrific) scoop. That’s one of two topics on hand here, along with the […]
NFL News: Malcolm Jenkins, Tom Brady and Nick Foles
SPANISH HARLEM –Like Angry Ward alluded to yesterday… Thank god for National Football League! Amirite? With sports news being very limited now due to the circumstances, the NFL has had transactions and free agency news that has many of us talking sports again. With that, let’s jump right into some news that caught my eye. […]
Sports Rain Man: Newton to Pats, RIP Joe Bugel, CoViD-19 The Return
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday Everybody! There is absolutely nothing to be happy about. Well, Short Matt turned a year older this weekend and his Peter Pan Syndrome is still intact. But besides that, the country is in a sad state and we have no leadership. But enough of the sad stuff, let’s […]
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