Sports Rain Man Damns Yankees, Gives Rosy Mets Season Preview
EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – If you regularly pinch-hit enough are you a pinch-hitter? That’s my tree-falling-with-nobody-around question. Mull that over while I dive into today’s piece. […]
Travis D’Arnaud
The Most Entertaining Man in Sports: Fat, Old Bartolo Colon
FLUSHING, NY – The MLB’s Oldest Man doubles (pun intended) also as its Fattest Man. Without question, though, Bartolo Colon is also The Most Entertaining […]
Fire Terry, Get A Bat, Bench Granderson
FLUSHING, NY– I received a directive from Short Matt about today’s topics and his verbatim text is the column’s headline. I agree with none of […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Ichiro, Cowboys, Durant and Lucroy
BRONX, NY – Banging this one out just before deadline on Tuesday. It’s my wife’s birthday, I’m holding off on dinner and my dog, Griffey, […]
2016 Mets: Mourning on the 4th of July? What About Your Team?
NOTE: This was written before last night’s results were in, so my Mets Mood is a bit brighter today… but still. FLUSHING, NY – The […]
Deep Thoughts with Fake Sandy Alderson: MLB, Mets
PANIC CITY, BLOCK C – A couple of years ago, my 4-year-old niece found herself in a bit of hot water. Seems she had drawn […]
Born-Again Baseball Fan Now Mets Fan
ROOSEVELT AVENUE, QUEENS, NY– It was a banner day at Citi Field Shea Park for the 2016 season’s home opener and if the first game is […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: What Happens to Your Body When You Watch the NY Mets
BRONX, NY/INTERNETSVILLE, USA – Today we get scientific in a way that only countless social media shares and assorted internet “news sites” can inspire. This is […]
Why The Mets Will Win the World Series
NEW YORK, NY – With the frost on our window panes beckoning a warmer clime (and Junoir Blaber being MIA with his column), happy baseball […]
Why Mets Are On Their Way, Why Yanks Tanking, Carmelo and Boys from Brazil
CORONA, NY – Put it in the Books! And the Ballgame is over! And though as your Fake General Manager, one rarely prone to hyperbole, […]