Tag: Trevor Herrick

Sports Quarantine Solutions: LeBron, NHL in Yellowknife, MLB Moves To Florida

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NEW PESTILENCE, NJ – Happy Friday everyone, in The Land That Time Forgot. Days of the week mean nothing while sitting home for the umpteenth day running home school and wondering if everything you experience is a symptom of the bug. But enough about that noise, let’s talk about the world we wished we still […]

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Clairvoyant Matt: Bold Sports Predictions for Giants, Mets, Knicks, Rangers, Celeb Pundits

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WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – A very Happy New Year to you my friends! As the days between the years come to an end we all slide into an uncertain future. What will tomorrow bring? What will the coming year bring? Where will we be in ten years? Well, fear not I have seen the future […]

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Replacement Matt Pinch-Hit Dingers re Mets, Knicks, Giants and Rangers

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SUBURBIA, NJ – Once again I’ve been asked to step in and cover for the one alleged “sports-writing professional” on this site… who is absent again. I wonder if his editors at the Sports Desk put up with this sort of thing? If so, we all need to apply there. Anyway, we”ll get to the […]

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VIDEO: Worst Sports Chant Ever, Hottest Sports Mom, Big Knockers, Mad Dog Impressions

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NEW YORK, NY – We’ve been undergoing some changes – some menopausal – within the Meet The Matts ranks, as per our SEO consultant. Frosty (that’s how people know him) wants us to be more like Bleacher Report, the massive online aggregate of free sports writers this side of Uranus. Speaking of Uranus, the Bleacher […]

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