STAND ON GUARD, OH CANADA
by West Coast Craig THE 49TH PARALLEL – I wanted to stay away from the Olympics… wouldn’t it be great not to mention them at […]
Vancouver
ICE OR EYESORE
“I used to have a wild time with 3 women until 5 a.m., but I am getting older. In the Olympic Village here, I will […]
PITCHERS AND CATCHERS AND OTHER PICTURE POSTCARDS
By Rex O’Rourke Bear Mountain, New York – It was a busy week in sports both on and off the field. Here’s the recap: #1 […]
TIGER'S BAD ACTING AND WORST OLYMPIAN EVER
“For all that I have done, I am so sorry.” -Tiger Woods GROUSE MOUNTAIN, CANADA – It’s somewhat ironic that the protagonists of this Saturday […]
OLYMPIC TRIVIA FOR 300 TOONEYS, ALEX
Canada vs Switzerland 1928 Games WHISTLER, CANADA – After drinking the Piper’s Kilt on Broadway in Inwood, NY dry Tuesday night during our huge Pub […]
CURLING IS COOL
By Rex O’Rourke Vancouver, British Columbia – I like the Olympics; particularly the Winter Games, since they occur in the sports dead zone between football […]
HOCKEY PLAYERS GONE WILD: BAD BOY HAWKS
John Madden flexes, Patrick Kane entertains. MY KIND OF TOWN, IL – Despite our growing disdain for analysts and post-game shows, we found ourselves watching […]
THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!
By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]
AND THE WINNER IS…
By Rex O’Rourke, New York, N.Y. – Nuthin’ worse than being scooped, which is exactly what happened to me, as I too wanted to write […]
WHO WILL WIN IN TWENTY TIN???
Moose Jaw “Bravest” earning the name. MOOSE JAW, CANADA – We’re up here, in the land of Moose Javians (look it up) and moose – […]