A Very Manny Reunion: Joe Torre, Cooperstown and Manny Being… The Nanny?
COOPERSTOWN, NY – For those unfamiliar with the Manny Ramirez as Joe Torre’s nanny story, that’s what the following refers to; when Joe Torre had […]
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Last Word on World Cup: Messi, Messier and German Schadenfreude
“Argentina tried to be cute, Germany aimed for handsome.” –West Coast Craig CORCOVADO, BRAZIL – No, Messi Against the Mannschaft was not a feature playing […]
Thank You, Donald Sterling!
STERLING TOWERS – The NBA playoffs haven’t exactly been scintillating so far on the court, with the most interesting story yet being LeBron James’ wandering eyes […]
Guest Columnist John Sterling Practices Schtick for New Yankees
SECRET BUNKER, FL – A man hunches over his desk, scribbling madly and chattering non-stop to himself. We see that it’s none other than the […]
Athletic Presidents Day: Would Millard Fillmore Pancake Gerald Ford
HOLLYWOOD, CA – While our MTM Search Party tries to find West Coast Craig, who was hijacked by a new band of Cyber Terrorists, we […]
Athletic Presidents Day: Would Millard Fillmore Pancake Gerald Ford
HOLLYWOOD, CA – While our MTM Search Party tries to find West Coast Craig, who was hijacked by a new band of Cyber Terrorists, we […]
Newest Internet Sensation Richard Sherman!
“I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.” -Martin Luther King, Jr. HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s a holiday Monday […]
Just a Perfect Day, So Glad I Spent It With Lou Reed
DIRTY BOULEVARD – We lost a great one yesterday. I was out and about with the idea that I’d just listen to football and then […]
Ay Papi! Oy Torii! A Good Baseball Moment
LOS ANGELES, CA – I’ve only got a few weeks left to write about baseball, so I’m going to take advantage. I just can’t muster […]
Breaking Bad Sports: West Coast Craig Cooks Up Sports Comparisons to Best Show Ever
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – For those of you who’ve DVR’d last night’s Breaking Bad finale and have been studiously avoiding your Facebook page for fear of […]