World Series, NFL Hard Knocks
Cath Lab, New York, NY- Were you watching World Series Game Seven? This year’s Fall Classic between Pumpkin Head Bochy’s Frisco Kids and Fake Sandy favorite Ned Yost and the Sunshine Band culminated […]
World Series
Creepy Sports Threesomes, Rob Lowe and World Series Observations
FRESH MEADOWS, NY – You know how celebrity deaths tend to come in “threes?” Well, I just came from the Rec Center – where Creepy […]
When Baseball Cheating Is Okay
“If you are going to cheat in baseball, do it the way that they have been doing it for a century: doctor the baseball! Jon […]
GROTE’S GRIPES: From Mickey Naples to Elvis, Not Your Typical WORLD SERIES Preview
ARLINGTON, TX – The 2011 World Series begins tomorrow with the scrappy St. Louis Cardinals facing the gutty Texas Rangers. A Rangers victory will leave the once […]
10 MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES
by Junior Blaber HEIGHTS OF THE NORTH CROWN, SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC OF BROOKLYN: The people that really only know how to write about the money men […]
A RETURN TO NORMALCY AND PHANATICISM
by Different Matt EVERYTOWN, USA – Finally!!! Baseball is back. The regular season is underway and millions of bored people around the country now have […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: OPENING DAY TRADITIONS
CINCINNATI, OH – Opening Day in baseball is special. Hope springs eternal. Every fan can dream that their team, no matter how poorly they’ve played […]
IS BASEBALL BROKEN???
by Different Matt HOT STOVESVILLE, USA – Well it’s cold, and snowy and the calendar is just one page long. There’s a new Lackey in […]
DECADENT AND DEPRAVED… AND AWESOME!
By West Coast Craig ARCADIA – I saw a “Phillie” win a World Championship on Saturday. No, I’m not beating a dead horse here, it […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: AMERICAN [LEAGUE] GIGOLO
YANKEE STADIUM, DA BRONX – The heat is on here at MeetTheMatts.com these days with some serious anti-Yankee sentiment. (Damn you Mets for not signing […]