Cath Lab, New York, NY- Were you watching World Series Game Seven? This year’s Fall Classic between Pumpkin Head Bochy’s Frisco Kids and Fake Sandy favorite Ned Yost and the Sunshine Band culminated with a contest that struggled to intrigue anyone who is not from these cities or die hard hard ball fans. Game seven, however, marked the first time since 2001 to give us a three game winning pitcher. Series MVP , Madison Bumgarner, delivered an epic performance, allowing only one earned run in twenty one WS innings and a record setting 52 2/3 post season innings pitched. 2015 is wide open, so Met fans can smoke some funny stuff and dream of another Miracle season next year!
Who Wants It? NFL halfway point is here and we can certainly bank on a few things. JET Fans are pining for the GLORY days when Mark Sanchez backed them into the AFC playoffs. I would give Matt Simms the ball because it is impossible to do worse than Geno and Pitbull.
Eli GUMP and Big Blew are still in the NFC Least race after Philly failed to grab the lead and the Jerry Jones Circus fell back into their bizarro reality.
Peyton Manning and Tom Brady square off in a preview round of the AFC Championship on Sunday afternoon. Dr. Evil’s squad is hard to beat in Foxborough but Peyton will be focused on closing the gap versus Tommy, currently holding a 10-5 advantage.
Some more intriguing races are scattered throughout the league. The Arizona Cardinals have their brooms out anticipating a SWEEP of the NFC least when they take on Demarco Fumble, Tony “Brokeback” Romo and the Cowboys. A Cardinal win will be Raising Arizona atop the perch in the West. NFC North leader Detroit Lions are showing us just how bad of a coach Jim “Carry me off the field” Schwartz was. Once they get Calvin Johnson back on the field, they will try to beat Discount Double Check Rodgers’ Packers down the stretch.
Tampa Bay, Jacksonville, Minnesota, St.Louis ,Tennessee and Atlanta are all vying for the top pick in the 2015 Draft.
Curse of Hard Knocks- Atlanta Falcons are the latest of teams to severely underachieve after “starring” in the HBO pre-season series. Let’s see how patient owner Arthur Blank is if they don’t turn it around.
Is Rick Nash peaking too soon? With nine goals in as many games, Nash looks like what all Ranger fans expect from the guy who ties up most of the team payroll. Perhaps he is the NHL equivalent of Tony Romo…….
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